Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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But there's no guarantees in life, and maybe some people like having their heads pushed into a computer LOL.

I wish that my cat would stop annoyingly rubbing against my chair here.
 
granted but instead she starts chewing and scratching your legs and arms and etc...till u are nothing but a bunch of scars.(this sounds really painful)

I wish that whatever happens to me has not one eliment(sp) of negativity(sp) :D
 
Granted, but the old one gets some Mafia or other to hunt you down because it was your fault he got knocked out of office.

I wish I had a bunch of whipped cream.
 
Granted, your teeth are crooked for the rest of your life. Unfortunately for you, that isn't very long, because the mad orthodontist who lives next door comes over to exterminate you by forcing poisoned fluoride down your throat because you made such a horrible wish.

I wish I had a mad orthodontist to do my bidding!
 
Granted, but when you're not bidding him he comes and pulls all your teeth out. So you starve, because you can't chew your food. And by the by, he puts your teeth in a museum.

I wish I wouldn't meet your mad orthodontist.
(EDIT: Nuts, WHY am I so SLOW?!!!! Granted, but then you get even sadder.)
 
Granted, but you drown in money. And you're crushed by it at the same time. Coudn't you see that one coming?

I wish I could be rich without dying or living very unhappily because of it.
 
Granted, but... ooh, this one's tough... but you fall through a gap the dimensions... without your money. You are now stuck in a strange dimension with no way to get back.
Finally you are killed by a polygon. (and that counts, because it wasn't BECAUSE of the money that you died. :p)

I wish I could move at the speed of light!
 
(Gah! I KNEW I should have done away with those polygons in Geometry back when I had the chance!)

Granted, but only your head and hands can move that fast. The rest of you gets left behind every time.

I wish I had unlimited time for TDL.
 
Granted, but on their way back on they knock your feet and nose off. So you're still "splinched..."

I wish your missing limbs wouldn't haunt me anymore. :eek:
 
Granted they will not HAUNT you exactly.They will ANNOY you.They will be right in front of your bed at your eye level.So every morning you will wake to see those limbs.
I wish i could be a knight of the Order of the Can
 
Granted, but then the members of the Can Clan and the Order of the Can send you first into any fray with the butterknifers, and you get injured a LOT more often. Besides having to look at those hideous butterknives a lot more often than you do now!

I wish I was a Knight of the Order of the Can. But this can't be corrupted the same way as I did yours. ;)
 
Granted but after some time you join the butterknivers! :mad:
I wish i always stay in the Order of the Can,i am a good member and NEVER join the butter knivers.and that's ONE wish
EDIT:It is meant for LoL :eek:
 
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