Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted.He will but he has gained the power to GRANT the wishes.And you are the person above him.You have wished for getting the disease Ligeeratusmeeofi,a disease that will make you worship the butterknife....for an experiment and that experiment goes wrong and you get an even worse disease........the Keliomatusgommeryasildunmi.It is incurable so you land up in the insane asylum.
I wish that my wish to write a book is not corrupted and is successful
 
Granted.The only words you can find to wish for is to wish you had the disease,Ligeeratusmeofi.It's symptoms are mentioned above.AND i grant your wish so you land up with this ghastly infection
I wish LoL would respond to the thread of the Order of the Great and SHINY Can
 
Granted....but since you did not specify the person's name. It is LoL's mom and she told you that LoL died, when LoL really didn't. LoL is a predator, and LoL comes to your house and strangles you with a cheese stick. And hence to your diary death he throws you into the milk factory and you land in the milk turner. Your body is hit by the turner thing many times. Then it emptys and people find your body. Unfourtuanly he threw you in a Iraqy terroist camp milk factory. lmao. And they test what types of milk can dissolve your body faster. Then after that they feed you to the cows. When the cows are munching on your body you awakin from your death and feel excruciating pain, you can't escape because your arms and legs have been eaten off. After you are completly eaten all the cows are infected with your deisease. Then a horrible necular death comes to all cows except those, then since they are infected with a deisease they send the infection to all their children. And since we drink that milk we are all infected with the diesease. Until all of the earth has been killed off.

I wish for me to be a super boy.
 
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Granted, but your fingers fall off instead.

I wish I had an MP3 player
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Granted, but the MP3 player turns against you with a tribe of monkeys, plucks out your hair, throws rotten cheese, and refuses to play!
 
No wish from you either? Well well well, we have quite a lot of utterly satisfied people around here!

(Machinist, I want you to know some things: I am not dead....and....

I AM A GIRL!!!!! NOT A 'HE'!!!!!!

Got that?)

Now then, I wish certain people could read (*whisper* The Machinist...). Because after all, Lady of Lorien is probably NOT a 'he.'

Just kidding btw... ;) I'm not really mad...
 
Granted, but he also reads many things about you that you didn't want him to know, such as the fact that you enjoy torching monkeys. The Machinist, of course, is a great fan of monkeys - even evil ones - so he comes and strangles YOU with a cheese stick, etc.

I wish I had a cheese stick with which to strangle people.
 
Granted, but it turns out that the cd is completely out of stock and your burner doesn't work so you'll never get it anyway and in the ensuing depression you throw yourself over a cliff.

I wish that the world could be reverted back to the 1800's! Mwahahaha!
 
Granted, so you get run over by a carriage. And then you get infected, but you can't have penicillin or any antibiotic. And then they try to bleed you, until you are almost fatally weak. But finally, you fall off your horse on the way home from the hospital and die. Your corpse becomes infected with plague, and it is spread to everyone. With no antibiotics or vaccinations, all the world catches your plague. And everyone dies.

I wish I didn't die in the plague you spread.
 
Granted, but you are very lonely (everyone else died, remember?). So lonely, in fact, that you get depressed and try to catch the plague, but it doesn't work, so you throw yourself off a cliff.

I wish I knew what to do.
 
Granted, Ill tell waht to do.

Fly to Africa, Buy a hioppo, take it to Canada, excahnge it for a pink gold fish, take it to the moon, Do 10 srar jumps, go to New Zeland, find Eketahua, by a packed of chips, give it to billy Grahaeme, to To London, wtire a book, bet it published, then send me a signed copy!!!

I wish for a hot dog........
 
Granted. You get a hot dog. With tobasco sauce. It burns your mouth so badly that you try to cool it in the nearby stream... which doesn't work, for unknkown reasons. Then Stan the Cookie wanders up. You ask him for help, but all he says is, "Did you see Ben the Egg go by here?" You answer that you didn't, and he goes away. The next person to wander up is Ben the Egg, who asks you if Stan the Cookie has passed by recently. You try to answer that yes, you did, but your mouth is crazed from the burning, and all it will say is, "HELP! I'm burning!" Ben the Egg goes away. After many more appearaces and disappointments, you finally discover that the only way to cure the burn from tobasco sauce is to wait... and wait... and wait... but it doesn't seem to be working. You are so crazed from the pain that it finally damages your brain permanently, even after the burning goes away, and you end up in the insane asylum with Smog, HB, and WHB.

I wish that I didn't have to deal with tobasco sauce.
 
Granted, but you have to tomorrow!

I wish January would come faster so I can get a CD-ROM. (btw, not the one I'm trying to decide whether to buy of not)
 
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