Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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tootsila said:
Granted but all you can think of is "tootsila is getting riding lessons in 13 days. tootsila is getting riding lessons in 13 days. tootsila is getting riding lessons in 13 days. tootsila is getting riding lessons in 13 days. tootsila is getting riding lessons in 13 days. tootsila is getting riding lessons in 13 days. tootsila is getting riding lessons in 13 days. tootsila is getting riding lessons in 13 days. tootsila is getting riding lessons in 13 days. "

I wish I could find the hole for the USB plug to my camera
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{Homer} DOH! :D

Granted, but in finding the hole you find a deseise in the hole, which is transfered from your camera to the computer, from the computer to the internet. Until every computer in the world is infected. And when the people touch their computers it infects them with the desieas (sp?) and kills them. And the carcuses are used for bait for the immortal (such as EW inc.) to catch the amazing Cracken. And we eat it. So Atlantis has no more protection, And all the evil fish destroy the city of Atlantis. An so now the whole world is infected with evil, we head out to other worlds. And we go to the eight planets and go to the politicly incorrect pluto and find that miniture good people live there. We kill them and pluto is infected with evil. We continue and grow and grow until we take over the galaxy, we are still waiting for funds to go to other galaxys.

Evil Wish INC.


I wish that I had funds to take over other galaxys.
 
Granted. Since we took over the galaxy. The stars are evil, therefore they are singing an evil song. A song that kills good. And since we destroyed everything good, you must be an alien. So you must be of another galaxy. In a galaxy where stars have a mind of their own. ANd they hear of your wish to hear them sing. So they come exetremely close to your planet, lighting it on fire. You escape the planet barely as you watch your friends and family engulfed in fire. Your planet was a highly advanced speices, so you leave your galaxy and go into lightspeed. You stumble upon our galaxy. And land on EW inc.'s homeplanet. Earth. We go into it, find you, make you a slave and turn you to evil and sell your ship and you to the arcrillion slave hearders.


I wish for EW to take over the universe
 
Hey; i told you, you got hacked! :p

He tries, but then visiting another planet stumbles across some rudicrous (?) disease which kills him, sending the universe spinning into a self-destructive black hole of war and empries rising up to step on each other right before they themselves crumble.

i wish i has pizza (meclf)
 
She is my deceased hamster.I was trying to wish her back to life.

Man...she was the best ham a girl could have.
 
Aww. That stinks.
Okay; here then: Granted, but she got whisked away to J.R. Tolkiens moon where she waits until children fall asleep and then greets them in the valleys to play until dawn.

Um....i wish i was better at duffering!
 
Granted, you don't have a head ache. But a few hours later you feel your head hurting again, excruciating pain. You don't have a head ahce now, you have a deadly head disease. It comes from looking at pale green to much. When it kills you, you fall into the ocean. Which the disease infects the fish in that area of the ocean, and we start eating the fish, and other fish eat those fish. Until all humans and aquatic animals are infected with the deadly head disease. All mortal's are dead. EW inc. survives, because we are not mortal humans. Please send complaints straight to hell, we take all your greatest dreams and hopes and turn them into your worst nightmeres. And since everyone is dead. You have to give us wishes.


I wish that I had a million dollars.
 
Granted, but as you listen to it you relize he is just a representative for EW inc. His "music" hypnotises you into a minless drone for our biddings. We train you as a slave and sell you to the Arcrillion slave hearders. We use the money that we sold you with to have party's for raised taxs on the poor and since we took all the rich's money, everyone is poor. And whatever things we couldn't buy with your money we made you work for it. And when you made too much we would use it to create a real Death Star. In which we start to take over the galaxy with.

I wish that I had a million batterys.
 
Shizuka Rose said:
What the.....
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{Ahem} that was not a compliable answer to our wish. We need the battery's to power our death star.
If you have not heard of Evil Wish Inc. Then your in trouble. We sell your souls and ruin your dreams. And since we are immortal, we'll be here for a while. And you'll be forced to live with it.

And since you are under our control we change your post to a swear word, a bad one. Which gets you banned. By the moderaters and the adim. We only know the location of a few mods. But the mods have no control of adim's, and we haven't pin pointed the location of Specter's. So this site is safe for now.
 
um...that's technically not a wish.

I wish...hmmmmmmm...that.......................................................................................................................................hmmmmmmm...................................................................................................well lost my train of thought...guess I'll just wish for a new train of thought.
 
You are granted a new train of thoughts. We gave them to you, we moniter everything you think. And since we did that, we set something in your mind that can totally destroy you if you rebel or even think of rebeling against us. But since we control your thoughts, we have no fear of that. And with your new thoughts, we control what you say and do. And we use you for our evil well-being.


I wish for a real mind control thingy.
 
Granted but a roving band of killer elephants steals it from you, uses it against you, and then exibets you on a vaudville stage for the rest of your life.

I wish that my dog would cease to wake me up in the morning.
 
granted, but since your dog ceases to wake you up in the morning you sleep your while life away, meaning you never wake up...then when you do the world ends a day later. :p

I wish one of my plans would actually work for once...:rolleyes:
 
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