Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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(Actually..at times that would be better then living in the real world...lol)

Granted, but its funny money, so when you go to buy something the cashier person finds out its fake and they have you thrown in jail cuase they think it;s your fault, when your put on trial all of the jury ppls find oyu guilty so you are forced to live out your whole life in jail.

I wish no one had to suffer things like illnesses and diseases.
 
Granted, No one has to sufer. But everyone who calls themselves "someone" must suffer all the diseases of the world. Until there is no more individuality left in the world. And everyone is wearing suits and ties and work for EW inc.


I wish for no rebelion.
 
Granted, but you never said faith in what! Therefore you are granted faith in EW inc. And with your newfound faith you influence others to donate money and labor to EW inc. until the whole world is under our control


I wish someone would wish a wish that we couldn't kill/gain/take over the world with.
 
Someone wishes that wish but then the wonderful 'I'm going to edit my post' syndrome takes over and everyone edits their post so there no longer is that wish.

I don't wish anything because someone's gonna screw it up anyway.
 
SlpNarniaQueen said:
Someone wishes that wish but then the wonderful 'I'm going to edit my post' syndrome takes over and everyone edits their post so there no longer is that wish.

I don't wish anything because someone's gonna screw it up anyway.
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Granted!But then someone wishes for you that you were a ugly toad.

I wish my life was perfect forever&ever&ever&ever and the rest of my life,that can't be un-granted.
 
Granted, but then something goes wrong with the Granting machine again, so it cancells out your wish and your life ends up being ten times worse then it was before and you are forced to live in the dog pound cause it's the only place thats free and has heat:eek:

I wish all of the animal shelters would forbid the idea of putting the unwanted animals 'to sleep' :(
 
♥AslansForgivenDaughter♥;812810 said:
Granted, but then something goes wrong with the Granting machine again, so it cancells out your wish and your life ends up being ten times worse then it was before and you are forced to live in the dog pound cause it's the only place thats free and has heat:eek:

I wish all of the animal shelters would forbid the idea of putting the unwanted animals 'to sleep' :(
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Granted!But then they make you take care of every single unwanted animal,in home with out pay because you caused all of it.


I wish the granting machine would never mess up.
 
*NarniaFreak*12 said:
Granted!But then they make you take care of every single unwanted animal,in home with out pay because you caused all of it.


I wish the granting machine would never mess up.
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Granted, but all that you can wish is that you will die a long and painful death. :eek:

I wish I didn't have to wish for a long and painful death! *help*
 
tootsila said:
Granted, but all that you can wish is that you will die a long and painful death. :eek:

I wish I didn't have to wish for a long and painful death! *help*
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Granted, but that's because your wish came true and so obviously, being dead you can't wish for anything.... So sorry.....

I wish someone would come and stop the wish granting machine from making us wish for long and painful deaths.... (Someone stop it quick!!)
 
Granted, but it then does not work at all for anyone but me(and neither does it give me long and painful deaths)

I wish pitbulls got two weeks at animals shelters like all the other dogs rather than two day because of what breed they are. :mad: :eek: :(
 
granted. but since the machine works only for you my grant means nothing and pitbulls continue to suffer injustice.

i wish my winter could make up its mind wether to come or not before spring kicks it out.
 
Granted but its going to be spring for the rest of your life.


i wish i could have a Horse, that never dies!:D
 
Granted but he moves away all together and you never get to see or speak to him ever again.

My sister wishes that Frodo would marry me.
 
granted but then youd spend all your money that you will get for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i could just got into my bed and never get out
 
Granted, buit you are firmly tied to your bed with Duct Tape, which means that you now must lug the bed all around when you go somewhere or eat or whatever.

I wish the remote on my new Walkman would work!!! :( :mad:
 
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