Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, but suddenly you begin to loathe the color purple, and gradually to loathe yourself, and you end up in the famed insane asylum therefore...;)

I wish for a rose. A white one. And it had better not have dangerously long thorns, either.:D
 
Granted but...nah, I won't drown you, that's too boring...your swimming pool unfortunately has a bunch of pirrhanas in it, and you can figure the rest.:D

I wish that I liked Galadriel in the movie.
 
granted, but since she's so good she blows up and chocolate rains from the sky... for only God knows why...

I wish that I wasn't so much a feminist...
 
granted, but you develope disgusting male habits that threaten to distroy you, your family is horrified by your sudden slovenish behaviour and have you put in the insane asylum with Shizuka.


I wish my little brother would leave the toilet seat down.
 
granted, but then andrew gets revenge back and everything goes topsy turvy and you both melt, leaving "dad" without anyone to yell at...

I wish I could get out of the insane asylum! :eek:
 
granted, you and Shizuka plot together and escape the insane asylum only to live as criminals running from the law. One day you accidentally run into tootsila's dad; now he has someone to yell at, and he calls the police. You and Shizuka escape, but are seprated. Tired of a life of constant runnig you hitchhike to a remote village and live there the rest of your life, wishing you had never wished to be less of a femininist.

I wish I knew where Shizuka went when you escaped.
 
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granted, but you find out that she ran to a swamp and lived as a swamp monster, scaring kids. So she scares you and you live in constant fear of her for the rest of your life.

I wish people didn't think I wished to be less feminine, and that I wish to be less of a feminist (like I hate guys and think that most of them are total idiots)...
 
(lol, sorry. I knew what you meant, guess I didn't word that^very well)

granted, but now people are swarming into your remote village to try and help like guys more. You have to leave again in the middle of the night to avoid attracting the attention of the police.

I wish I wouldn't have to fear Shizuka for the rest of my life.
 
Granted, so to face your fears you approach Shizuka and she.... throws a coconut at your head, knocks you out, and drags you into her lair. Where you not only fear her, but have to see her everyday and serve her every petty need.

I wish that I didn't have to run from the police!!!
 
Granted. But then you have to run from your mother for not telling her you were running from the cops. (look out, she's got your gamstation and she's not afraid to use it!)

I wish i didnt have a cold
 
Granted, but you have a 'hot.' This means that your hair has an annoying habit of bursting into flames, your hands are always hot, you have blisters all over your feet, etc...

I wish I had a glass of water.:D
 
granted, but somone yells at you just when you go to drink it and it busts on the floor

i wish i knew why i like minnows but hate goldfish :p
 
Granted. You discover it is because minnows shine and glimmer so much better. You watch them and watch them, and they are reflected in your eyes, and soon your eyes turn into minnows. Of course, since your eyes are so close to your nose, you are constantly smelling fish, and you develop a delusion that you are a fisherman. So you are always casting your net in the middle of the living room, especially when there is company (because you think it's a school of fish...), and of course, it becomes quite ghastly, until you must be permanently locked in your room.:D

I wish I was a concert pianist.
 
granted. you become obsessed. you play 24-7 and your fingers turn all gnarled and twisted and soon you can't write or hold a cup or anything, and finally you develop arthritis and can't even play piano anymore

I wish my eyes werent fish! :eek:
 
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