Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

Status
Not open for further replies.
Granted. But you forgot to specify HOW you wanted to get warm, so you open your eyes and discover that you are being slowly roasted over a bonfire by a bunch of strange-looking people who are licking their chops...

I wish... for a fish... on a dish...
 
Olorin the Wise said:
Granted. But you forgot to specify HOW you wanted to get warm, so you open your eyes and discover that you are being slowly roasted over a bonfire by a bunch of strange-looking people who are licking their chops...

I wish... for a fish... on a dish...
Click to expand...

Granted, but unfortunately the fish you wished for turns out to be a shark and not only is too heavy for the dish, but is also very hungry... and you happen to be the only thing nearby... so unfortunately this tale comes to a rather sad end... So sorry....

I wish I had.... a Snickers bar... :D
 
Granted, but this Snickers bar is endowed with a malicious intelligence, and while you are busy countering its evil influences the shark sneaks up and eats you.

I wish that shark would go away.
 
Granted, but there is so much spam in your inbox that you go crazy. Here's a nice padded cell for you at the insane asylum... (unless - did I put you there already?)
 
Granted, but the internet soon becomes so filled with our wishing that it attracts the attention of the cannibals, who seize us and begin to slowly roast us over a bonfire, licking their chops...

I wish that the cannibals would let us go!
 
Granted, but by doing so you break your agreement with the cannibals that you would be harsh, so they seize you and begin to roast you over a bonfire, licking their chops.

I wish HB would come back to this thread!
 
granted, but you are driven insane and they have to throw you in the insane asylum with moi!

I with that I wasn't in an asylum with Olorin!!!
 
Granted. Instead you are being slowly roasted over a bonfire by those cannibals who seem to keep popping up.

I wish I could get out of this strange padded cell...
 
granted, but he takes you with him and starts boiling you in a pot along side of mine. Are you happy now?

I wish that I could get out of this pot.
 
Granted, you jump high into the air and come back down right on top of - the bonfire! Oops... the cannibals are licking their chops again...

I wish I could get out of this pot and NOT end up in the fire or any other disagreeable piece of cookware.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top