Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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granted but you can never sleep again...

I with that I wasn't in slabni whatevers stomachs or any other place... I wish I was with my boyfriend.
 
Granted. But since it's winter, the cannibals decide they need to keep warm. So they build a bonfire. Then they realize that it's a waste to just sit there without roasting anyone. So they grab you and start roasting you over it, licking their chops...

I wish I could figure out what to wish.
 
granted but when you do make the wish it goes horrible wrong and you end up being hert or embarssed....

i wish that wishes come true
 
loverble said:
granted but when you do make the wish it goes horrible wrong and you end up being hert or embarssed....

i wish that wishes come true
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granted but then u wish that something dreadful happens to me without thinkin about it....

i wish that half-term would last forever
 
(go check out the "global problems" thread in the Socratic club.)

Granted, but for this to happen the earth must cool drastically, causing everybody to be afraid of global COOLING. So the cannibals build another bonfire and start roasting you over it, all the while licking their chapped chops...

I wish I could stay on TDL longer.
 
Olorin the Wise said:
(go check out the "global problems" thread in the Socratic club.)

Granted, but for this to happen the earth must cool drastically, causing everybody to be afraid of global COOLING. So the cannibals build another bonfire and start roasting you over it, all the while licking their chapped chops...

I wish I could stay on TDL longer.
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granted but then peopul start roasting you overr a fire becuse your doing it to everybody else.

i wish animals could talk.
 
Granted, but they talk so much that you throw yourself in the ocean trying to escape it. You look up and see a cruise ship right over you, with its propellor heading directly toward you...

I wish for a wish.
 
granted but the wish you get is something bad. you end up in my place under the boat...

i wish i could have a cat. (these are myn and my sisters wishes lol)
 
Granted. You now have the terrible Evil Minded Cat, the bane of cat lovers the world over. It pushes you of a pier into the ocean, just in time for a cruise ship with a very fast-spinning propellor to sail towards you...
 
Granted. You are swimming in a sea of root beer. And you've somehow forgotten how to swim...

I wish I could come up with a better corruption than that...
 
granted, but then your evil genius mind twists it back upon you and the only way to surviuve is to have yourself locked up and the key thrown away

I wish i hadnt drank cofee this morning. i feel like a mexican jumping bean...
 
Granted. Instead, you ARE a mexican jumping bean, and you jump right into Fort Knox, where they think you're trying to steal the money...

I wish I didn't have such an evil genius mind (as LD puts it)... :D
 
Granted, but this takes away all the fun from TDL, which in turn causes a time warp vortex to form. You are sucked into the vortex, and end up back in the 1800's. The sudden shift causes your mind to imbalance, and you go crazy. So the evil 1800's doctors take you and hang you up by your ankles in a dungeon, where they leave you while they try to figure out if they should try to beat the insanity out of you, or if you're a hopless case...

I wish I didn't have to clean my fish tank.
 
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Olorin the Wise said:
Granted, but I become so dull and boring that you get sick of this forum and go throw yourself off a cliff into the ocean - right in time for that boat to come back...

I wish I could think of something better to do for corruptions.
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granted but then... yeh.... you get run over... *shrug*

i wish my school was like the teachers school
 
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