Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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We have world peace, but all the world leaders are idiots. The laws they pass and the decisions they make are cringe-worthy indeed...
 
Granted, but the next day, all the Duffers realize that they must destroy you (for no apparent reason), and they come after you. They start stabbing you with cellphone antennas, but you are resisting, until somebody comes up with the bright idea of making you go crazy, so you kill yourself. You spend the rest of your life with what little is left of your sanity being assaulted by Duffers...

I wish I knew what I was doing.
 
Suddenly, meaning flashes into your brain. You realize what you are doing. However, your mind is instantly crushed as you realize that it is pointlessly... well... pointless.

I wish I had a bit more sanity...
 
Rhyanidd said:
Granted, but then it turns out that you have double homework the next day.

I wish for a life
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granted but then your life, because you've got so many freinds now, you get over ruled by them and then they start to think that your ignoring them and they stop being your freind.

I wish i had all of the Irn-Bru in the world
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Granted. You fire off the nuclear missile, but your bow got stuck on its fin, so you are pulled along as well. After a while you realize that you are going not to Uzbekistan as you had planned, but rather to Mars! You hit Mars, and blow up, and nobody else gets hurt. :p

I wish I had an amry of :p smileys.
 
Granted! You have an army of :p smilies. But since they're frozen in that expression, with their eyes stuck shut, they can't see what they're doing. They accidentally attack you, and kill you. (What would they do, I wonder... lick you to death? :confused: )



I wish my new game's graphics would work better...
 
Granted, but it remains the 5th forever and ever, amen. You are caught in a time loop, and everynight you go to sleep only for it to be the 5th again in the morning. Like in the movie GroundHog Day. Anyway, eventually the repetition(sp?) of events drives you crazy and everyone thinks you have rabies...so they put you down...:(Its a sad day...may we please have a moment of silence for Miss Freckles..:p

I wish that I knew why there was a time loop that caught Miss Freckles.
 
Granted. Well, that's what happens when you push funny buttons! You push another one... and hear a ground-shaking explosion... whoops.



I wish I knew what exploded!
 
Granted but then you find out that no one is who they seem and everyone is diffrent and all of the convosatsions are difficult and quite...

I wish I wasent so tired...
 
Granted but you became so hyper that you started destroying everything on the face of the planet :D

I wish summer vacation wouldn't end :D
 
granted, but then you are caught in a similar loop to Miss Freckles. And you too go crazy. Only, instead of being put down you start chewing on CDs and then you create a house out of coffee mugs.

I wish for a caffeine rush.
 
Rhyanidd said:
granted, but then you are caught in a similar loop to Miss Freckles. And you too go crazy. Only, instead of being put down you start chewing on CDs and then you create a house out of coffee mugs.

I wish for a caffeine rush.
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You get a HUGE rush. You can't sleep for several weeks, and therefore die of sleep deprivation.

I wish I could go to Narnia...
 
Granted, but you get there during the reign of the White Witch. You get turned to stone and all the snowflakes landing on your stony head tickle you and make you go crazy because you can't do anything!!!

I wish... (I still wish it was the fifth never mind a time loop I'm crazy anyways...) ... that ... I understood the minds of people.
 
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