Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Miss Freckles said:
Granted, but you get there during the reign of the White Witch. You get turned to stone and all the snowflakes landing on your stony head tickle you and make you go crazy because you can't do anything!!!

I wish... (I still wish it was the fifth never mind a time loop I'm crazy anyways...) ... that ... I understood the minds of people.
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granted but the you understand everyone privately wants to take over the world at all costs:eek:

I wish I was taller like 6 ft
 
granted but your nose grows like ponocio's every time you open your mouth

i wish it would be summerish weather today:rolleyes:
 
Granted, but its summerish weather that they'd have on the equator. So you go outside (with sunscreen on) and get burned lobster red anyway.

I wish that I knew what I wished for.
 
granted but you end up wishing something terribly diabolical that causes the "mads" to throw you into a deep dark chasm

i wish for pizza:D
 
Granted, but the pizza was made in the 'Mads only' kitchen. Are you sure you want to eat that?

I wish that everyone would start posting in the LPG again, so we could have our fun battles.
 
Granted, it wasn't touched by mad hands...they were wearing gloves at the time that they created whatever is in your cone....

I wish for the Nile.
 
Granted. But the junior wish-granter got his directions mixed up, and thought you wished for all the water in the Nile, instead of the Nile itself. So the wish granter brought you all the water from the Nile in a big glass ball, but when you tried to put the water back in the Nile, the glass ball broke in Syria, so now Syria is flooded and Egypt has no Nile, and both Syria and Egypt have sent large battalions of terrorists over to destroy you...

I wish I didn't have school.
 
Granted, but because you don't have school you get in the way of the terrorists that were sent to destroy me and they get very angry, and so they decide to use you as a battering ram when they get to my fortress (wherever that may be)...anyway, now you're in a coma.

I wish to eat porkchops tonight
 
Granted, but all the stores in the world that usually sell porkchops have run out, except the store that I run, but I'm in a coma, so you have to wake me up and nurse me back to health to get your porkchops.

I wish that I had a pilot's liscense...
 
Granted, but your like that guy who wrote The Little Prince and you don't check to make sure you have the proper amount of oxygeon in your plane so you pass out.

I wish that my brother would respond to just ONE of my letters...seriously, is that to much to ask?...well yes...but...:p
 
Your wish has been granted.


But you are now under my spell and at the snap of my fingers will fall asleep anyways

I wish I had an endless supply of piecakes [pie + cupcakes combined]
 
granted. you eat way too many of them in ashort amount of time, get a HUGE suger rush, and next thing you know you are waking up in a mental hospital.

I wish everyone here went to my school.
 
Granted, but there are several folks here who are quite upset at being ripped from their own schools/homes and they get very angry at you for wishing them here...a mob is formed and they run you out of town, and off TDL...:p

I wish for a light purple flower.
 
Granted. You pick the little light purple flower and go to smell it. Suddenly you sprout little light purple flowers from your ears. You have some sort of strange allergy to them apparently.

I wish my miagrain would go away...
 
Granted, but then that rock from the migraine adds appears on top of you and you are squished....MUAHAHAHA!

I wish to be a meatball.
 
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