Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, but then everyone in the world decides to become like Dora the Explorer, and starts talking violent spanish and english. Because of this you hear all this mean language and then you become pacifist to stop the violence...but its--out of--out of control!!

I wish that I could have the water back--burning hot and all...I love the heat!
 
Granted. Except that the water had quit just as you ran out of hot water and so freezing cold water suddenly sprays upon you.

I wish I were feeling more creative today.
 
Granted, but then, since no one can see you, they think you're dead, and they hold a memorial service for you...but no one can come because they were all at work. And so you've made everyone miserable because you just disappeared, and now they grieve over you and wonder how and why you died!

I wish for lots and lots of burning cold and burning hot water!
 
Granted. However, as essays will do when left to write themselves, it had run off on some tangent describing the myriad ways to swat a fly, which was about as far removed from the original topic as anything - or anyone - could get. When the teacher saw this, he was so infuriated that he not only failed you, but locked you in his desk drawer for three years as well.

I wish I didn't have to get off soon... :(
 
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Granted. But then you stay on for so long that you don't or go to the toilet and you just turn into a computer geek and all of your freinds laugh at you.:(

I wish that my big sister loverble would stop having a go at me...
 
(BTW... I already am a computer geek... :rolleyes:)

Granted. A large, heavy anvil drops through the ceiling of your house, landing on her, and you soon die of boredom because there's no one to have a go at you.

I wish that it wasn't so hot outside...
 
Granted but instead there is a huge snowstorm and as well as snow, rabid dust bunnies fall from the sky and run around trying to bite people's noses.

I wish I had a flying house with revolving doors filled with kittens named Catherine.
 
Granted, but the Catherine Kittens make you give them massages ect. So you never get to do anything else!

I wish for a cow pencil that does not poke my eye out or otherwise maim me!
 
Granted, but a 'ga,e' is really what the aliens to when they want to interrogate Earthlings, you suddenly find yourself strapped down to a platform, with a brain-sucking device attached to your head.

I wish I didn't have to get off soon...
 
Granted, but your evil twin brother orders the toppings and makes you EAT.... It's a fate worse than death... it's.... :eek: OLIVES AND ANCHOVIES!!!! :eek:

I wish I had some pixie dust.

So:
I can fly!
I can fly!
I can fly!
 
granted but your life ends up to be a lot wrose then you thought it would be when you wished for one. You have a boring job in some tiny cubical with a really old outdated computer that blows up on a regular basis. You suddenly relize you'd much rather go back to the lifeless time that you had on narniafans but you relize with your outdated computer you can not get back on! you are stuck in the world of normal people and anti-randomness. Don't you wish you never wished for that? ;)

I wish I lived in narnia...
 
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