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The Green Lady tapped her foot impatiently as Derny grabbed her towel. "How many times must I tell you dearie, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MUWAHAHAHAHAA!" Derny felt a wee bit frightened as she cackled madly. Several stormtroopers grabbed Derny and Maddy n' took them to the Green Lady's ship...:D
 
But Dernhelm soon turned the stormtroopers into frogs, and the Green Witch into a (harmless) black rat snake. Maddie, Lieke, and Dernwand ran back to their ship, and took off. :D
 
Dernhelm said:
But Dernhelm soon turned the stormtroopers into frogs, and the Green Witch into a (harmless) black rat snake. Maddie, Lieke, and Dernwand ran back to their ship, and took off. :D
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Or would have if not for the knight blocking their way. "You think you are wise Dernhelm but for all your wisdom you have not batteries." Derny flicked her wand but alas, the batteries were dead. The knight grinned maliciously and force-zapped Derny and Lieke til their hair went frizzy. They turned to run but alas, the Green Lady had turned back into her evilness self. Derny,Lieke and Maddy were now cornered...But then the knight beaned the Green Lady with his frying pan and a loud s'plosion was heard. Derny's ship went "KA-BOOOOMM!!" and the knight dashed off. He shoved the stormtroopers outta the Green Lady's ship n' revved the engines. Soon he was airborne and flew off out of sight...:D
 
it is been roughly a month since fern and her pet giant Pumpernickle lasted viseted this thread...
"what have i missed" she calmly asks.
 
The knight sent Fern a transmission. "Weeeeell, RF came back, we all got turned into various creatures, then the green lady came along and now I stole her ship and blew up Dernhelm's while Derny and Lieke are zapped and unconcious.":D
 
ah sounds interesting. May i ask who this green lady is and what is her political foreign polocy? and does she kill ferns or giants?
 
:rolleyes: ah, sounds dangerous. i refuse to join her because of my own political ambitions (besides, i know putput will protect me from her:rolleyes: ). *blasts queen from a spaceship*
 
fernshirehobbit said:
:rolleyes: ah, sounds dangerous. i refuse to join her because of my own political ambitions (besides, i know putput will protect me from her:rolleyes: ). *blasts queen from a spaceship*
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Ferny and Pumpernickel were taken captive by the Green Lady's stormtroopers. She seethed with rage as she stared at the horizon. "That knight will pay for his insulence." She growled. "In the meantime..." She turned to Fern and Pump. "I'll have to take my frustration out on you.":D
 
unfortunitly, fern was an expert swordsmen (the lady had only tied her up with rope) and quickly severed her bonds. In know time at all her and the lady were in close hand to hand combat. Pumpernickle stared in awe.
 
It was then that RF peeked out from behind a bush where'd she'd been napping and said, yawning a little "Computer, end program." Then they all found themselves in a StarTrek like Holodeck, and GKON, who had been up in the air, fell back to the floor with a loud "THUMP! OWW! DADBURNIT, COMPUTER, THAT HURT!"
"Please restate request" the computer said, addressing GKON's outburst
RF jumped up from behind the bush (that was oddly enough still there) and screamed "OMYGOSH! IT WORKED! IT DID IT DID! Dern! Did you see that? DID YOU SEE THAT?"
 
Rhyanidd said:
It was then that RF peeked out from behind a bush where'd she'd been napping and said, yawning a little "Computer, end program." Then they all found themselves in a StarTrek like Holodeck, and GKON, who had been up in the air, fell back to the floor with a loud "THUMP! OWW! DADBURNIT, COMPUTER, THAT HURT!"
"Please restate request" the computer said, addressing GKON's outburst
RF jumped up from behind the bush (that was oddly enough still there) and screamed "OMYGOSH! IT WORKED! IT DID IT DID! Dern! Did you see that? DID YOU SEE THAT?"
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(ROFL!!)
The knight sat indignantly on the ground, chin on hand, tapping his fingers. "You HAD to end it just when I was getting evil didn't you?" He grumped...:D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
(ROFL!!)
The knight sat indignantly on the ground, chin on hand, tapping his fingers. "You HAD to end it just when I was getting evil didn't you?" He grumped...:D
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RF stared at GKON long and hard, and then said "You knew it was a computer program? And you didn't tell me? Why you evil little monkey-like ape!" RF threw a branch at GKONy and then smacked him with a jello that tasted like stone-soup.
"How do we get out of this?" Dern asked carefully tapping the walls to see if they were hollow....GKON jumped up and said "I KNOW! I KNOW! Computer, arch!" But nothing happened....instead of an arch appearing there was an evil cackle over the intercom.....and everyone noticed the Lady of the Green Kirtle's Clone had disappeared
 
"So...was the Green Lady part of the computer program...or was that her voice I just heard?" Dernhelm asked, of nobody in particular.
 
"Ummm..........." RF looked to the right and then to the left..."I hate yellow grid-lines on black walls--but to answer Dern's question...I think that was her voice, her's or the original LOGK."
 
"Oh." Dernhelm looked around nervously. "Why don't we just...start this program?" She glanced down the list, and selected 'Travel to the Land of Rohan'. :p

Everyone jumped as the walls turned pale blue, and a voice said, 'Welcome to the Land of Rohan. It is dawn, and you stand by the Golden Hall.'
 
"Dern," RF said slowly "Make sure to write into the program that there are no spaceships--I don't feel like having GKON try to escape again while blasting us with laser guns..."
 
Dernhelm said:
"Oh." Dernhelm looked around nervously. "Why don't we just...start this program?" She glanced down the list, and selected 'Travel to the Land of Rohan'. :p

Everyone jumped as the walls turned pale blue, and a voice said, 'Welcome to the Land of Rohan. It is dawn, and you stand by the Golden Hall.'
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The knight ran into Edoras and soon after Grima and Theoden were thrown out. "I AM THE KING OF ROHAN!" He shouted. "MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!" Lightning bolts came from the hall...:D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
The knight ran into Edoras and soon after Grima and Theoden were thrown out. "I AM THE KING OF ROHAN!" He shouted. "MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!" Lightning bolts came from the hall...:D
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Suddenly, The Lord Voldermort showed up from the corner of the hall...he drew his wand and pointed to the knight!
"Stop right now...you knight...or I'll blown your body":D
 
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