Dramatic entrance (Please do not delete)

"Quick DERN! Now!" RF hissed in Dernhelm's ear. "Write into the program that GKON isn't king, and that he gets overthrown by Theoden...Grima...Anyone!"
 
RF shoved Derny and Theoden out of her way, and yanked a panel off the wall
Theoden dropped his arms from around Dern and said 'Sister-Daughter, your friend practices witchcraft--she just pulled off a part of the landscape!" RF ignored Theoden and quickly punched a sequence into the wall, and then she replace the pannel..."ARREST HER!" said a panicked Theoden.."UM," RF began "You can't arrest me, you've been overthrow, remember? So if you want to arrest me--go get that usurper off your throne.."
"Yes!" Theoden said, tapping his finger to his chin "But how to do it...how to do it."
 
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RF shoved Derny and Theoden out of her way, and yanked a panel off the wall
Theoden dropped his arms from around Dern and said 'Sister-Daughter, your friend practices witchcraft--she just pulled off a part of the landscape!" RF ignored Theoden and quickly punched a sequence into the wall, and then she replace the pannel..."ARREST HER!" said a panicked Theoden.."UM," RF began "You can't arrest me, you've been overthrow, remember? So if you want to arrest me--go get that usurper off your throne.."
"Yes!" Theoden said, tapping his finger to his chin "But how to do it...how to do it."
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The knight then zapped Rf til she fell to the ground twitching. "You dare conspire against the King of Rohan?" He yelled. "SIEZE HER!" The twitching RF was taken to the dungeon, and Theoden was reprogrammed again. He waved as RF went, and looked towards Isengard. "For too long Saruman has plagued our lands. TO WAAAARRR!!"
"Very good vice-prime minister Theoden. Rally the men." The knight said...:D
 
RF pulled a panel off of the wall of her cell and punched in another sequence, and there, right in front of his men...GKON STARTED DANCING AND SINGING! He said:

"I come from the land where the mullet attacks
Business up front
Party in the back
You gotta style in the south when ur stepping out
Put a gold tooth in ur mouth
Look at you now
Tank top, ur ball-cap, you think ur all that
But ur looking like Scott Stapp
Ur just another redneck from back in the woods
Not a Kountry Gentleman that can bring the goods, Tayoooo

My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
So you best watch ur mouth
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
That's what it's all about

IROC-Z, got an eagle on it
Rolling on some 12's
Don't you know I'm gonna flaunt it
Am I driving too fast for you now?
BACKFIYYUUURRRE!!
The muffler goes KA-PLOW!!

Now that I got ur attention
Just let me mention that I'm pinchin' pennies
To buy some 20's
Cause I got plenties and many's of monie's just to give to my friends
And that would certify me as a Kountry Gentleman....BURRRRRDDDD!!

Mama, what you got cookin' up in that kitchen?
Cookin' fried chicken?
Cause you know I love that soul food
Everythang you cook is so good
For a southern man like me
U gotta cook it up clean, cook it up mean
Mama don't like it when you got leftovers

Gimme me some of them collard greens
Got me some grub and I gotta go
Down to the Grocery store
Tailgate party at the PIG WIG
Jumpin' up and down in the back of a truck bed
Look at that kid tryin' to act all big
Tried to break-dance and broke his leg
He ain't got what I got
Let's make it hot in this parking lot

My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
So you best watch ur mouth
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
That's what it's all about

[Breakdown]

The durty durty south
The durty durty south
The durty durty south

WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AROUND MY MAMA!
SHE RAISED ME IN THE DURTY SOUTH!!
I SAID WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AROUND MY MAMA!!
SHE RAISED ME IN THE DURTY SOUTH!!


WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AROUND MY MAMA!
SHE RAISED ME IN THE DURTY SOUTH!!
I SAID WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AROUND MY MAMA!!
SHE RAISED ME IN THE DURTY SOUTH!! "

And then when he was finished GKON started it all over again..Meanwhile RF was in her cell rolling around on the dirty floor laughing hysterically--while GKON couldn't even make a useful descion.
 
But RF had reprogrammed the program to permanently de-throne GKoN. So Theodon regained his senses quickly, and disposed of GKoN.
 
Til the Green Lady unprogrammed the knight.:D She also re-throned him,as she was quite enjoying his evilness...The knight then had RF bound n' gagged and stuffed in a smaller cell w/ no panels:D

"Gentlemen that bearded bathrobe-wearing wizard is locked up in Orthanc, inventing our downfall. Shall we let him persist?" The Rohirrim were rallied, and off they went towards Isengard...

A short time later the host arrived, and Saruman looked out his window. "WHAT!??WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS YOU ARMOR-WEARING YAHOO?"
"Your time has come Saruman, we know of your treason." The knight said flatly.
"WHAT TREASON?!" Saruman grumped. "I've done nothing but sit in my study reading..." He hid a copy of "The Tellitubby gang". "THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!You are tresspassing...Leave now or die." The knight grinned smugly as a huge cannon fired a shot straight @ Saruman...:D
 
He hid a copy of "The Tellitubby gang".
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(LLL)

RF groaned and spat out the gag. "Couldn't you have at least given me a clean gag?" then RF said "Computer, end program....then start a new program with GKON in chains and nearly dead ok?"............
 
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(LLL)

RF groaned and spat out the gag. "Couldn't you have at least given me a clean gag?" then RF said "Computer, end program....then start a new program with GKON in chains and nearly dead ok?"............
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RF got no response...Then cackling burst out in her cell. "Do you REALLY think I'd let you end my little game?" The green lady taunted. "You'll just have to sit back and watch as your little snookie is killed..."

Meanwhile Saruman screamed and ducked as a cannonball flew through his window...:D
 
When RF heard that her "little snookie" was going to be killed she was fit to burst--with laughter, there was not an ounce of anger in her whole entire 2 foot tall body. She reached into her pocket to throw some confetti, but she didn't have any--so then she called down the hall "GUARDS! GUARD, There's someone trying to let me out of my cell." The guard came running and didn't see anyone. "Glad to have gotten your attention," RF said "now, bring me a 2 liter bottle of soda, now...I need to celebrate."
"What?" asked the guard. "My captivity, stupid." RF responded...the guard hurried off.
 
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When RF heard that her "little snookie" was going to be killed she was fit to burst--with laughter, there was not an ounce of anger in her whole entire 2 foot tall body. She reached into her pocket to throw some confetti, but she didn't have any--so then she called down the hall "GUARDS! GUARD, There's someone trying to let me out of my cell." The guard came running and didn't see anyone. "Glad to have gotten your attention," RF said "now, bring me a 2 liter bottle of soda, now...I need to celebrate."
"What?" asked the guard. "My captivity, stupid." RF responded...the guard hurried off.
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(Since when are you 2 foot tall?o_O)

"You think it's funny? How 'bout this?" She turned RF back into a mouse:D. Meanwhile...

"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!" Snarled Saruman as Orthanc lay blazing. "Take him away." The knight said, smug grin on his face. Orthanc had been besieged...but something was not quite right. The knight ascended the tower and found a window...he squinted and stuck his face to the window, but it was a one-way mirror type window, so he saw nothing but his own reflection. "BRING ME THE CANNON!" He ordered, and soon the Green Lady ducked as a cannonball flew through her window:eek:

"YOU!!??" She screamed...:D
 
(Well I was two feet when I first joined the thread--and you keep changing me, so I wasn't even sure what I was anymore, so I figured I'd just go with being a mouse again:p)

She reached through the window and smacked GKON. Then GKON'S CLONE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE and threw GKON threw the window into a giant hour glass and GKON was on the bottom half and the sand was coming through!!:eek: Then GKONC went to his troops and said
 
Rhyanidd said:
(Well I was two feet when I first joined the thread--and you keep changing me, so I wasn't even sure what I was anymore, so I figured I'd just go with being a mouse again:p)

She reached through the window and smacked GKON. Then GKON'S CLONE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE and threw GKON threw the window into a giant hour glass and GKON was on the bottom half and the sand was coming through!!:eek: Then GKONC went to his troops and said
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"Destroy RF, she's a neuscance." The knight pulled out a glass cutter and soon his clone felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned round and got splatted with a pie...:D
 
RF who had squeezed between the bars of the cell (having been turned into a regular sized mouse, instead of a Reepicheep size mouse) had gone to a third party who was very interested in the outcome because he planned on taking over the world--and RF spyed on his crystal ball and saw all that had just transpired then she thought 'Oh great, out of the frying pan into the fire--no matter who wins, I'm doomed!"
 
When RF heard the words "Sauruman clone" her teeth began to feel as though they needed something to bite. Her mouth watered and before she could stop herself she had run out, found Olorin, and then chomped down very hard on one of his fingers...biting it neatly off...then she, natrually, spat the disgusting bit of flesh out of her mouth.
 
Rhyanidd said:
When RF heard the words "Sauruman clone" her teeth began to feel as though they needed something to bite. Her mouth watered and before she could stop herself she had run out, found Olorin, and then chomped down very hard on one of his fingers...biting it neatly off...then she, natrually, spat the disgusting bit of flesh out of her mouth.
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Both the knight and his clone were on the ground laughing...:D Tears streamed down their cheeks as Olorin screamed.
 
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