Dramatic entrance (Please do not delete)

until he relized that Dernhelm was standing behind him, with her sword next to his ear. He quickly stopped laughing. Dernhelm spoke softly. 'You are to walk slowly towards GKoN, and don't you DARE try to escape.'
 
If RF had known that she had in fact bitten off the real Sauruman's finger, she would have been extrememly happy, for she used to be the Official Sauruman-Finger-Biter-Offer-Ite. But she didn't know, so instead she nibbled on some cheese and watched Fern, who was watching Dern...make Olorin move towards GKON.
 
RF continued to twitch nervously--she twitched so much that she fell off the ledge she was standing on...now, this was bad enough, but she lost her cheese too, and GKON steped on it, and squished her cheese right into the ground:(
 
RF hopped up and stuck her hands on her hips "Don't tell me what to do, missy." Then RF started to bite GKON's leg...she'd pay him back for squishing her cheeze!
 
Dernhelm was surprised to find herself sleeping with her sword sticking straight out. But she soon realized what had happened.

She snuck up behind Olorin, and soon had him at sword point again. This time she took him quickly to GKoN, and said...:D
 
"Oh look a pony! I mean..." Dern shook her head "I mean to say ON YOUR KNEES TRAITOR!" Dern shouted the last part, because she was quite angry at seeing a pony that wasn't there. But nobody was listening, no matter how loud she shouted because...
 
...her mouth had been filled with a substance of remarkable sound-blocking qualities. Olorin, therefore, when he turned around, was confronted by an angry, suffocating Dernhelm. He waited until she passed out, then removed the substance from her mouth and walked off with her sword.
 
Olorin the Wise said:
...her mouth had been filled with a substance of remarkable sound-blocking qualities. Olorin, therefore, when he turned around, was confronted by an angry, suffocating Dernhelm. He waited until she passed out, then removed the substance from her mouth and walked off with her sword.
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Alas, Olorin realized too late that it was a rubber sword he'd taken...for the REAL sword was...WITH THE KNIGHT!!:eek:
"MUWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA! The sword of Dernysnuffle-uffagus is MINE!!" He ran off laughing madly...:D
 
RF plugged her nose, and jumped into the Knight's boot, she popped her head over the side and gasped for fresh air, all the while muttering "The closer you are to danger, the further you are from harm....Oh that stupid hobbit had better be right!"
 
Useing GKON's sock as a ladder she scrambled back up and took a million deep breaths of fresh air. Then RF shoved several regular sized KitKats down into the boot so she wouldn't fall back down into the pit of smelliness.
 
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