Duffer Boot Camp!

[Glenburne]

I didn't think even PotW could contaminate aspirin. Perhaps I was incorrect. It did taste a bit off, and I have been getting up before 8, by choice, which probably indicates that something is wrong....

 

[GondorGirl]

I am so sorry for you, Glen. I'll have to sleep until 3 just to make up for that.

 

[Glenburne]

I'm hoping you mean 3 PM. Your mother would probably be horrified by your post, either way.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Unlike all the posts about eating things. Nothing could make a mother more proud.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Eats post about eating things*

I'm not sure why I did that.

 

[Miss Freckles]

To earn your mother's approval.

 

[Glenburne]

Clearly, mothers have changed since I got my first one....

 

[Sopespian]

How many have you had? I know could handle only one.

 

[Glenburne]

Well, I think I've only had one, but my mother says that she's not the same person she was before my brothers were born.

 

[Sopespian]

Well, I think I've only had one, but my mother says that she's not the same person she was before my brothers were born.

Haha. Mother humor. I should meet your mother some day. She sounds like a person worth getting to know.

 

[Glenburne]

She is. Also she could give GG a very good lecture on Why One Should Not Eat Non-Food Items, or Food Products with Artificial Preservatives.

(In other words, PotW's cheese whiz is out.)

 

[Miss Freckles]

I doubt that GG listens to lectures. Her attention span seems to be surprisingly small for such an intelligent person.

 

[Glenburne]

Talk to her about one of her fandoms, and it lengthens remarkably. Maybe someone should try lecturing her on Why Faramir and Remus Lupin Do Not Eat Non-Food Items, and Why You Should Do the Same.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Eats lectures*

I'm eating to be ironic, which is different from why GG does it.

 

[Glenburne]

My opinion on eating to be ironic:

 

[Sopespian]

Preach. (ten)

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I want that sign.

 

[Glenburne]

Only if you'll quit eating things ironically. Otherwise, you would be basically asking for people to let you starve.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I firmly believe that there is a difference between being ironic and being a hipster.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Hipster is a very elusive concept anyway, non?