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[Lossëndil]

I don't like it when Glen speaks in italics. It sends shivers down my spine...

 

[Glenburne]

That wasn't me; that was the DLR hacking my account again. And given that they are a radical group, the shivers are a healthy reac---

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Join us, and you need not shiver. Join us, and you can bring about justice for the DLF. May the conscience of the nations arise.

 

[Lossëndil]

I think I'll go hide in a corner now...

 

[Glenburne]

The corner will not be sufficient, we promise you.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Throws a confetti grenade* The corner will indeed be sufficient.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Caspian: *throws a paint bomb for good measure* CORNEERRRRRSSSSSS!
Dorthy: He's gone utterly mad.

 

[Glenburne]

Caspian the Cat shall join us. He seems to have the right temperament.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Caspian's a /kitten/, actually. Besides, I'm in the process of trying to buy him on the black market. You can't have him.

 

[Lossëndil]

Why are you trying to buy him?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I'm going to unleash him to wreak vengeance upon my enemies.

 

[Miss Freckles]

It's 'havo- ... Actually, 'vengeance' isn't all that easy to spell, either. Bravo. (I keep saying 'bravo' to you, don't I?)

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Yes, and I'm not certain as to why, actually. I haven't been doing anything different than I usually do...

 

[Miss Freckles]

Then we must assume that up till now I have simply neglected to say "bravo" to all the wonderful things you've been doing. I shall make amends for my blunder right away.

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[WarriorSatyr]

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That was satisfying.

 

[Glenburne]

You are both Causers of Headaches. I hope you feel very proud of yourselves.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I feel very proud. *Awards self 'Causer of Headaches' medal* *Wears medal proudly*

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Here you go, Glenny...

 

[Glenburne]

*takes aspirin* Good thing they're extra-big....

No, WS, a Causer of Headaches medal is a big knot, which I place on your head with a carefully chosen object, animal, or human being.

 

[Sopespian]

*takes aspirin* Good thing they're extra-big....

No, WS, a Causer of Headaches medal is a big knot, which I place on your head with a carefully chosen object, animal, or human being.

You just took something PotW offered you? Not a wise choice, Glen.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Who chooses wise when fun is available?