Duffer Boot Camp!

[Dernhelm]

No, no, no! Don't think about school when you have time to be here. Duffer!

 

[Miss Freckles]

i tried my best... i started to talk about cookies... marshmallows... but... but... *bursts into tears*


sorry. how embarassing.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

All roads..errm...threads...lead to Rome-uhh...school. It's one of those depressing facts of life...

Whatever happened to the plans for forum domination? Etc.!!!

Oh! *feels memory jolted*















That didn't work.













What were you saying?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I've heard that people are susceptible to hypnotic suggestions after their brains have been jolted...

She was saying you want to transfer your domains to me.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

WHAT???

I feel a little delirious...don't know what's going on...what are people talking about? Better not say yes to anything till I get my bearings, eh?

 

[Dernhelm]

Very wise.

 

[Miss Freckles]

how are we supposed to duffer when you kill fruitful conversations like that, derny?

is your aim for us to overcome the dullness of "very wise" and duffer anyway?

alright then.

*roams chanting through the jungle*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Freckles, Freckles, Freckles of the jungle....!

Nahh...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

It needs to be one syllable.

Freck, Freck, Freck of the jungle...


Still doesn't work.

 

[Dernhelm]

Was that a song once? (Sorry, MF...)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Possibly. Methinks, however, that corruption hath rendered it unrecognizable.

 

[Isabell]

george George george of the jungle.

Does that help jog your memories Deny?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You weren't supposed to say that. She was supposed to keep floundering until she either gave up or remembered.

 

[Isabell]

Well how was I suppoed to know that?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

It was implied. you just don't know enough about the way we deal with Derny yet.

 

[Isabell]

oh your always trying to make me seem stupid.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Nah... a little forgetful, maybe, but not stupid.

 

[Isabell]

how am I forgetful you just say that I "didn't know"

 

[Dernhelm]

*wonders if she was supposed to try to figure out what song it was*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Nay, Derny, thou wast not. For insofar as thou wert confused by the corruption of said Song, 'twas never much of a song to begin with, and hence not worth spending thy energy and brain-power to figure out.