Duffer Boot Camp!

I am glad that is so, as I never tried. If thou dost wish to confound me by thy convoluted speech, thou must work harder to do so.
 
Wherefore didst thou acquire the impression that I did try to confuse thee? For insofar as thou art a noble Duffer of might and great renown, 'twould take far more than this to confuse thee.
 
Nightfire said:
o.o
can you speak..uhm..modern english? please?? for the sake of my brain???
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Nay, oh Nightfire, for to do so would be to profane the right glorious and honorable history of this Dufferland, and insofar as thou dost wish for us to cease and desist, thy wishes are in vain, for it were far better that thou shouldst learn to understand our fair speech than for us to revert to the common language. :p ;)
 
this looks like a perfect buisness opportunity! *starts selling concessions and t-shirts that say either "go derny" or "go lauren" on them*
 
mam, could i interest you in a translater? we have many unique styles and colours to choose from *shows translater selection*
 
ooh! translators!
hmm..well i would like the best one you have so i can understand a shakesperian-styled duel and shakesperian language, please. can it say "go derny" on it, as well? :p :D
 
yes i believe this one would work quite nicely for you *hands translater*
*translater: "hello, i will be your translater for today. Goest Derniest!*
 
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