Keyblade Master
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Planner:........................................
Me: Well It looks like we will just have to have the flu for the whole week.
Me: Well It looks like we will just have to have the flu for the whole week.
Duffer Boot Camp!
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*chucks planner across the room as it mutters things in german*
would chickenpox be more convincing?
would chickenpox be more convincing?
Keyblade Master
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ooo ooo what if we told them that we died.
o wait that wont work so maby chickin pox.
o wait that wont work so maby chickin pox.
they'de prolly be like "so what! you all the time in the land of the duffers!"
Keyblade Master
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hhhmmm, then we will tell them that we were in duffer rehab for our chickin pox, and that being in the land of duffers heals us.
can i get healed in the Inklings? i belong there more...
Keyblade Master
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fine with me, but i am staying right here. stamps foot down, breaks toe, jumps up and down on good foot screaming
well, i dont want to leave you so i guess ill stay.
ewwww! we have an indoor cat, and it just went to the bathroom in its litterbox and now the living room reaks of cat pee. im trying my best to filter the smell with my blanket wrapped around my face.
ewwww! we have an indoor cat, and it just went to the bathroom in its litterbox and now the living room reaks of cat pee. im trying my best to filter the smell with my blanket wrapped around my face.
Keyblade Master
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haha maby you should move your litter box into another room
yah, prolly
Keyblade Master
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yep yep yep
yes, i can
*sits in chair is principle's office, nudges brandon to stop touching the expensive looking statuary* so uh...hello *innocent smile*
*sits in chair is principle's office, nudges brandon to stop touching the expensive looking statuary* so uh...hello *innocent smile*
*whispers to brandon* how are we supposed to learn anything from her?? *disrespectful giggling*
Miss Freckles
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*clears throat*
would you hand your parents this letter, student fernthingy?
would you hand your parents this letter, student fernthingy?
fernthingy?
uhhhh... im a legal adult. they dont need to see that. i claim my own guardianship
uhhhh... im a legal adult. they dont need to see that. i claim my own guardianship
Miss Freckles
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fernthingy?
uhhhh... im a legal adult. they dont need to see that. i claim my own guardianship
alright then...
*clears throat again*
STUDENT FERNTHiNGY! YOU ARE A STRAiGHT A STUDENT AND HAVE AS OF THiS HOUR A BETTER REPUTATiON THAN ME!!! HOW COULD YOU????? AND YES i AM GOiNG TO SHOUT AT YOU FOR AS LONG AS i CAN BEFORE THEY COME AND SHiP ME OFF TO THE iNSA...
*diappears*
*adresses class* alrighty class, i will be your new dictatorish teacher from now on. if you have an questions, raise your hand or nicely ask my associate Brandon. freckled one, you will prolly join the distinguished road soon enough
Miss Freckles
New member
freckled one, you will prolly join the distinguished road soon enough
may i sit down now? i've been standing in this corner for hours already... and someone put gum in my hair... and lava said i live in a box but that's not true!!!
yes you may.
students please open your FERNY IS TAKING OVER THE CLASSROOM books to page 160302828 under the heading STUDENTS START READING FROM HERE. Freckled one, would you please read the first paragraph.
students please open your FERNY IS TAKING OVER THE CLASSROOM books to page 160302828 under the heading STUDENTS START READING FROM HERE. Freckled one, would you please read the first paragraph.
Miss Freckles
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"the author used to live in the insane asylum and was falsely dispatched to the easter islands where she took teaching classes. today, she lives in a box *chuckles* with her husband brandon *raises eyebrows* and her three children brandon jr, random and abandon."