Duffer Boot Camp!

[fernshirehobbit]

apart from some grammaticle errors (though, who am i to talk?) it was fine. you may stay

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Grammatical, I believe, is the correct spelling.

 

[lieke]

MF: ROFL

Miss Ferny: Can i go now, please?

Olorinsesss: Be glad you're the principle, otherwise you might get a certain pillow on fire trown to your head... beard, i mean

 

[Miss Freckles]

*dresses up in principle suit* Now, Miss Freckles, I'd like your unbiased opinion of Miss Fernthingy's teaching skills. Please submit our essay to me.

*giggles* the principal is schizo! the principal is schizo!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*slams her down into a pancake with ruler*

 

[Miss Freckles]

*slams her down into a pancake with ruler*

(now we all know why you're not a mod...)

*silence*


the principal's in trouble! the principal's in trouble!

 

[fernshirehobbit]

go where, lieke? why would you ever consider leaving my great classroom?

 

[Miss Freckles]

go where, lieke? why would you ever consider leaving my great classroom?

to go to the principal's office and save me, perhaps?

 

[lieke]

Yeah suuuuuure

Well, i... i... i want to get a cake for you, yeah, that's why, a cake in the supermarket, on the other end of the world... street, i mean street!

 

[fernshirehobbit]

as long as its not a chocolate cake *lets lieke leave, sends spy after her*

 

[lieke]

Spy: *is Ferny's clone*
Lieke: *notices spy* Hey, is that... FRODO??
Spy: WHERE, WHERE *runs off*
Lieke: *laughs*

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*sigh* foiled again. where is my henchmen gone to? Brandon!!

 

[lieke]

Brandon: *is locked in the janitor's closet*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*puts on janitor suit* *opens closet* A student trying to hide in the closet! PRINCIPAL! PRINCIPAL! *runs around corner and puts on principal suit* Mr. Brandon, eh? Well, you'll get what's coming to you! *smashes Brandon flat with ruler*

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*the shcool board tells Lauren that his job is on the line because one of the parents wants to sue him for child abuse*

 

[Miss Freckles]

what children? all the students in this school are pancakes...

*flips by herself*

 

[lieke]

what children? all the students in this school are pancakes...

*flips by herself*

But pancakes cannot do that!!!

*flips MF*

Yeah, Olorinsesss is going to get arrested for pancake abuse, i mean: who puts a pancake in the janitor's closet anyway?

 

[Miss Freckles]

someone who has a crush on the janitor...?

(it was just a suggestion...)

 

[Dernhelm]

. . .

You know, this is crazy . . .

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You should feel right at home, then.