Duffer Boot Camp!

[Lady Callandra]

then why do I see white spo- ohhh...those are the squeaky clean parts that are so shinyyyyy..................*starts petting oly's brain*....shiiinyyyyy

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*twiches uncontrollably* sToP PETtINg mY BraIN! It's ouchy.

 

[Dernhelm]

*rofl*

*straight face* I think you'd better put the brain back now, LC--you never know, Olórin might decide to use it!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*thinks* (oh wait, I can't think without my brain, so never mind that...)

Me? Use my brain? For what? I can always borrow somebody else's for schoolwork, after all. Like the calculator's. Works great on math.

 

[Lady Callandra]

*continues to pet brain*....but..it's so shiny and clean! and oly, why would you need a calculator if you have your beard?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

MY BEARD DOESN'T DO MATH! Honestly! It just intimidates people. Like Lieke.

 

[Lady Callandra]

but didn't your beard eat a couple math geniuses?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Well, yes, but that doesn't mean knows anything about math. Besides, the math geniuses were so mad about being eaten that they wouldn't do any math if my beard handed it to them, so, effectively, my beard can't do math.

 

[Lady Callandra]

what if you give them the cookie brain wash?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That doesn't work either. The only brain wash that works is my mom's, and she's got a full schedule...

 

[Lady Callandra]

*sigh*.....*lightbulb* ....*clones oly's mother and has her brainwash the math freaks*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*breaks lightbulb*

 

[Lady Callandra]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I was using that! *suddenly sees an army of oly mama clones rush around the lightbulb and clean up*...........*blinks*...wow...you weren't kidding, were you...

 

[Lucy but Taller]

*gets shot by clones*AHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*gets shot by clones*AHHHHHHH!!!

Caspian (kitten): *Revives LBT*

 

[Lady Callandra]

maybe I should have mentioned that I added a super killing spray that elliminates all germs and sometimes people....>.>.....ah well..

 

[Lucy but Taller]

Caspian (kitten): *Revives LBT*

Thank you Caspian!!!!((((hugs Caspian))))

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Thank you Caspian!!!!((((hugs Caspian))))

Caspian (kitten): *squirms* to show your apretiation, FEED ME!

he always wants food... I think it may be because his mama didn't tink he'd live so she didn't wanna feed him so he doesn't wanna repeat that experince... *shudders*

 

[Miss Freckles]

totally unrelated statement: in some countries, cats are for eating.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You don't say.

How interesting.

Well... uh... um...


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I can't think of anything to say! Therefore, you are a TK.