Eeeeegggggssss

Dear Lossendil,

Lawyer doesn't care. He stinks. Keeps calling trash people to empty the dumpster. There's plenty room on the ground for extra trash. He doesn't get it. Help?

Sincerely,
The Teeth
 
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Finally dug out the history of Ben the Egg, and put it in the Duffer Encyclopedia. I forgot how sad it was...

*sniff*

:(

But eggs with cheese are better than eggs benedict. :D
 
I can barely remember the last time... :eek:

Why are you patting Ben? *is suspicious*

*psst* Ben, don't trust her.
 
Since Ben has been killed over and over (and over and over and over and over *10^10000) again, i doubt he'd trust anyone. Except for me of course, right Ben *takes Ben* Hehehe :D
 
Ben doesn't trust you! BEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!! *runs after Lieke*

*duct tapes Lieke to the road*

*takes Ben*

*disappears*
 
(But since most trains run on tracks--novel concept--Lieke survives. And I come and read Shakespeare to her. Hmm, Macbeth...eye of newt, and tongue of toad...or something....)
 
Nope. It's a different thing entirely. I'll have to get Dr. Cran to explain it to you sometime.
 
Does Dr. Cran usually explain things? He keeps telling me to go stare at the Shiny Trash Can whenever I have a question. I have Can Blindness now (kind of like Snow Blindness, but without the hot chocolate), and no answers in sight....
 
I'll have to talk to him. Sometimes he gets a bit irritable, but when he's in a good mood he'll explain things at lengths. :eek:
 
But I don't have time for a lengthy explanation. The Can is expecting me in five minutes, and it's hard to find him without 1) sight, 2) hitting him with my cane, 3) knocking him over, or 4) touching him and getting 3rd degree burns (shininess, you know). Anyway...here I go.... *begins cane tapping*
 
No. I like being alive, I'm not sure why. The Can might be committed to non-violence, but Derny isn't. No matter what she says.
 
Indeed. It cuts me deep everytime she rolls her eyes... Hey, that could be a song!

It cuts me... cuts me deep... Hm, hm... Da da da... Sing with me... Murderous pa-ha-hast of the Duffer Queen... Duffer Queeeeeeen!
 
Which is probably related to hiccups, but no one knows for sure. At any rate they are often seen together in trenchcoats and dark sunglasses.
 
Dernhelm said:
Nope. It's a different thing entirely. I'll have to get Dr. Cran to explain it to you sometime.
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He's still around? I'm so excited! I haven't seen him in, well...YEARS!

Glenburne said:
Does Dr. Cran usually explain things? He keeps telling me to go stare at the Shiny Trash Can whenever I have a question. I have Can Blindness now (kind of like Snow Blindness, but without the hot chocolate), and no answers in sight....
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He does indeed, as health inspectors are wont to do. But only to people who don't want to hear. Also as health inspectors are wont to do.
Dernhelm said:
I'll have to talk to him. Sometimes he gets a bit irritable, but when he's in a good mood he'll explain things at lengths. :eek:
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I used to be at Lengths. A wonderful little village, really. Or is it a state of mind? The denizens never would tell me.

Glenburne said:
No. I like being alive, I'm not sure why. The Can might be committed to non-violence, but Derny isn't. No matter what she says.
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*curious* What does she say, anyway? I always thought she said she was committed to violence anyway. To bolster her reign and ensure the submission of the mindless masses, and all.
 
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