Eeeeegggggssss

I don't lie; I extrapolate. And yes, I have written and edited things on Wikipedia. Derny has edited, I think; I don't know about anyone else.
 
That's reassuring. If smart people bother to contribute to Wikipedia, it must have some value for them, hence less than enlightened people like me can safely continue using it. I will go look up Jesus now, and then the assassination of J.F.K., and if I still have time then, maybe the correct spelling of yoghurt.
 
I've read that Wikipedia is nearly as accurate as the Encyclopedia Britannica. It's also less polished. But it's got more articles, which is nice.

*pins Wikipedia to the Can*
 
Yes! Only about three times, but I've edited The Wiki. (Also, I come back and the first thread I open has people talking about how I've edited Wikipedia. Do you guys stalk me or something? ;))
 
Do you have to ask? :rolleyes:

I wonder if I type "Queen of Duffers" into Wikipedia, will I be redirected to "Dernhelm", and if not, is that fact somehow related to the three edits Dernhelm hath performed?
 
a + b = c the same as b + a = c

a + b = c whereas on the other hand a - b = d

Don't be witty at the expense of grammar. Also, cliffsplat Freckles for her insolence.
 
*Cliffsplats Freckles*

It is different. Being 'skeptical and intrigued' implies that I am more skeptical than intrigued, and 'intrigued and skeptical' implies the opposite.

Or not. Probably not.
 
Definitely not, unless you change the rules of English. And they've been irritable ever since people started using "epic" as an adjective and saying "My bad" instead of "I'm sorry."
 
To be honest, I don't think he minds very much. Scientists voluntarily spend their lives shut up in their offices thinking about things. They're like the monks of science whose great tribulation is students knocking on the door and asking stupid questions.
 
He is in solitary confinement in a concrete cell with a toilet and a plastic mattress. Let him think. The sensory deprivation will get to him after a while.

Actually, however, we aren't behind the solitary confinement. There's been an alien invasion, you see. Fortunately, they like us, and they love the DLF.
 
This upsets me more than it should.

:(

Oh, wait, I know.

*explodes alien ship*

David Crystal: Wat u do dat 4? I was just about 2 decode the secrets of their language! Dave b sad now.
 
*seethes* I'm going to cut you out in little stars, and you will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night, and pay no worship to the garish sun.



You'll become the constellation Abominationes. Your mother will be so proud.
 
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