I'm glad you're getting more in touch with your body. On the other hand, you're not a Spartan. Shame. "Cattle thief girl" doesn't have that ring to it.
James I didn't like all the rustling, apparently. He cracked down on them pretty hard. I can't imagine why. It's not as if they were stealing something really important, like rat poison.
It's because he was a pig and was afraid of being rustled himself. I have Charles Dickens on my side on this one, who refers to him as "his Sowship" throughout the whole chapter about James I in his Child's History of England.
Caspian: Maybe he had a straight tail. I mean, a tail that doesn't bend would drive anybody bonkers.
Dorthy: *stares at brother* How did you escape the Asylum?
Caspian: Not important. Leave me alone, I'm involving myself in an important conversation about tails. Tall ones.
Dorthy:
Maybe the real question is, Did James own one of Caspian's ancestors? If he did, that could explain the pig-to-human transformation. Induced by cat-related trauma.