Eeeeegggggssss

My extremities are fine, but they are all looking at you angrily. (I didn't even realize my arms could look. Apparently I was wrong.)
 
I'm glad you're getting more in touch with your body. On the other hand, you're not a Spartan. Shame. "Cattle thief girl" doesn't have that ring to it.
 
To what, the afterlife?

Anyway, I'm not personally a rustler. The rustling happened a long time ago, in Scotland, and involved men with helmets and swords.
 
James I didn't like all the rustling, apparently. He cracked down on them pretty hard. I can't imagine why. It's not as if they were stealing something really important, like rat poison.
 
It's because he was a pig and was afraid of being rustled himself. I have Charles Dickens on my side on this one, who refers to him as "his Sowship" throughout the whole chapter about James I in his Child's History of England.
 
The real question is, did James I have a curly tail? If he was a pig and was born without one, his bad temper might be more understandable.
 
Caspian: Maybe he had a straight tail. I mean, a tail that doesn't bend would drive anybody bonkers.
Dorthy: *stares at brother* How did you escape the Asylum?
Caspian: Not important. Leave me alone, I'm involving myself in an important conversation about tails. Tall ones.
Dorthy: :rolleyes:
 
Maybe the real question is, Did James own one of Caspian's ancestors? If he did, that could explain the pig-to-human transformation. Induced by cat-related trauma.
 
But it is a rather scarring experience. Too much math up there. James was never quite the same after an equation hit him in the mind.
 
Don't rely on your feelings. You should go into his mind yourself, so you can get some firsthand experience.
 
If it weren't for your brain, your hands couldn't move at all. There's no contradiction.

Freckles, you must be tired. You've let Waldo in by accident.
 
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