The Waldos don't necessarily make me take your words more seriously...
Also, out of the seven sentences you have lately posted on this thread, six feature a version of 'to be' as the only verb. That constitutes bad form.
Out of the seven verbs, six are followed by 'no', 'not', or 'never'. So much negativity is bad for the soul.
Lastly, I am an annoying human being.
I wish Waldo were human, then at least I would have the consolation of not being the most annoying.