Eeeeegggggssss

[GondorGirl]

Stop that rhyming now, I mean it!!!!!

 

[Miss Freckles]

Anybody want a Snickers?

 

[Glenburne]

Or a lightning bug that flickers?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I refuse to let this be a thing on two threads.

 

[Miss Freckles]

We're going to war! I love it! Let's!

 

[Glenburne]

For wars run on beyond all bets
While cannons roll, and wheels, and heads.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Do you ever feel that, in the absence of other members, we may have evolved into a bizarre new kind of super-Duffer that never makes any sense?

 

[Glenburne]

Or maybe we're just hallucinating from eating all those mushrooms that Freckles loves. Hallucination can work wonders.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Hmpf. I prefer the super-duffer theory.

 

[Glenburne]

Sure. Everyone likes wish fulfillment. But if the Corrupt a Wish Thread proves nothing else--Dufferland confounds all wishes.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Well... GG seems pretty happy. She wishes to eat a lot, and as far as I can tell, she's getting her wish.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

My every wish would be fulfilled if the DLF would just GIVE ME BACK MY TROUSERS.

 

[Glenburne]

No, no, no. You all need to think about your future. You're going to end up spoiled beyond recovery if you get your wishes all the time. This is why the mods allowed the DLF to live in the mod lounge for so many years. He helps build character.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Breaks down in tears* All I want are my trousers back!

 

[Miss Freckles]

Hear that, GG? You're spoiled beyond all recovery. #sad

 

[Glenburne]

No hashtags!


(I tried to put that in all caps. It wouldn't let me.)

 

[Miss Freckles]

Well, neither the system nor I are giving you what you ardently wish for. #charactergrowth

 

[Glenburne]

There is nothing, nothing, remotely character-growing about hashtags, that blight of the Internet.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

#internet, #TDL, #blight

 

[Glenburne]

Hashtags do not exist to foster emotional expression in people. Or any other kind of expression. They are intended to function as classifiers. And since they can't classify anything in TDL because our posts aren't set up that way, they are entirely useless here.

Also, WS just fell off a cliff.