For the Love of the Tree

[Sopespian]

You do realize you'll have to replace it all. Which will take up the next three years of your life. And while you apply peanut butter to the outer walls of the Asylum, you'll be listening to the Barney Song...over and over and over and over again. Have fun.

*is glad he's not TWS*

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

I already ate the Peanut-Butter.

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

Reviving this topic.

*Hangs tire-swing in Lossy-tree*

 

[MissReepicheep]

Her roots are interfering with my plumbing. Sushi is plugging some of the cracks with his tongue, but the story about the little Dutch boy and the dike doesn't seem to work well with PVC pipes. *sigh*

That stands to reason. I very much doubt the dike was made out of polyvinyl chloride.

Sushi is still trying to figure out how to pronounce that...the effort is twisting his horns into a knot...very difficult to do under normal circumstances. But It is hard to say anything with your tongue plugging a, er, pipe.

I would imagine so! I commend Sushi for his fortitude. Will you be calling someone to fix the pipe anytime soon?

OH MY GOODNESS. xD This conversation= brilliance.

 

[Glenburne]

The bad thing is, the pipe is still broken. Apparently none of the plumbers can get around Sushi to fix the pipe, and if Sushi removes his tongue, the neighborhood will be flooded. He's trying to finish an opera using his back hooves, but that isn't working very well.

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

*Swings on tire-swing in the Lossy-tree*

 

[Celebrilomiel]

Maybe they can reroute the pipe around him, and then airlift him out so that he isn't stuck there forever?

 

[Glenburne]

Unfortunately not. He's still writing the opera with his back hooves, and whenever he feels a surge of inspiration, he kicks. But the three plumbers involved in his latest surges are in the emergency room, so they'll be all right. Really.

 

[Celebrilomiel]

I see. When might he finish this opera? Perhaps he can take a short break before writing another and in the intervening time the pipe problem can be solved.

 

[Glenburne]

Sushi's opera will be finished when I finish this post...so far it's been open for an hour and thirty minutes. The plumbers are bored. They keep coming in to watch my TV and then complaining that I don't have cable. Apparently they're addicted to the Disney Jr. channel....

 

[Celebrilomiel]

I have always feared for the masses and their addiction to television, but never dreamt it had reached so far as to rot the brains of plumbers. Perhaps now that Sushi has finished his opera, he can perform a demonstration for the plumbers to illustrate the much higher quality of opera compared to the Disney channel.

 

[MissReepicheep]

*howls with laughter* I don't really have anything to add to this discussion, but I am thoroughly enjoying being a fly on the wall. xD

 

[Lossëndil]

I was busy attending a squirrel rally over the summer...

Then my computer died. I'm pretty sure it's Glen's diabolical plot. The squirrels tried to help, but I don't think my computer likes nuts too much, so it's still dead.

*chucks nuts at Glen*

 

[Glenburne]

YOU'RE ALIVE! (Kept hearing about protests in China. It worried me. Glad to hear a different explanation.)

I didn't do it. I don't mind your computer. It's your squirrels I have a problem with. *glares at squirrels*

And, Celly--I'm afraid that, although Sushi would appreciate such an anti-Disney Channel presentation, he lacks the self control. I'm hiding my computer from him, because if he sees your post, I'm afraid that he wouldn't stop at a presentation. He would rant at the plumbers and then go off to California or New York or wherever to destroy the channel's main offices. His self-control seems limited to intellectual pursuits.

 

[Celebrilomiel]

I see. Well, we wouldn't want a rampaging buffalo on your hands, so I shall refrain from suggesting such things in the future.
Speaking of your computer, how does Sushi write his operas? I am sure you mentioned this on some thread at some point in time, but I know not where to look.

 

[Glenburne]

Sushi is an honorable, and therefore technology-free, buffalo. He refuses to use a computer and composes anti-technology sonnets whenever I touch one, then reads them out loud for however long I stay on. It's especially trying whenever I'm taking online classes and have no choice but to be on the computer.

I've tried talking up music software, but all to no avail.

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

How do you post on here (and thus justify Sushi's existence) without him getting mad?

 

[Glenburne]

He writes that he hates the computer too much to "dignify its existence by allowing it to jeopardize our relationship. Besides, you're the only one who gives me chocolate."

 

[Celebrilomiel]

Sushi is an honorable, and therefore technology-free, buffalo. He refuses to use a computer and composes anti-technology sonnets whenever I touch one, then reads them out loud for however long I stay on. It's especially trying whenever I'm taking online classes and have no choice but to be on the computer.

I've tried talking up music software, but all to no avail.

That must be especially trying. Have you told him about the operas available online? Has that, or would that, sway his opinion any?

 

[MissReepicheep]

I was busy attending a squirrel rally over the summer...

Then my computer died. I'm pretty sure it's Glen's diabolical plot. The squirrels tried to help, but I don't think my computer likes nuts too much, so it's still dead.

*chucks nuts at Glen*

LOSSY!!!! *glomps* I've missed you so much! We've either been shriveling up in the heat due to lack of shade, or else duffering had lost some of its flavor. Or both.