For the Love of the Tree

How do you feel about Lossy's Treeness?

  • I am in full acceptance of its reality, and strongly encourage Lossy herself to become the same.

    Votes: 16 61.5%

  • What Treeness? It does not exist! What would put such a silly idea into your heads?

    Votes: 3 11.5%

  • I don't care. If Lossy doesn't want to be a tree, then you should just leave her alone.

    Votes: 3 11.5%

  • SQUIRREL!!!!!!!

    Votes: 11 42.3%
  • Total voters
    26
Glenburne said:
His operas become longer and sadder. His normal operas have titles like The Dog Died, and So Did the Cat, and Then the Gerbil Committed Suicide. But when he listens to bluegrass, the operas have titles like Death of a Salesman, and His Wife, and His Children, and His Ox, and His Donkey, and His Manservant, and His Maidservant, and His Dog, and His Cat, After the Burial of the King, the Queen, the Prince, the Princess, the Other Princess, the Queen Mother, and the Royal Parakeet.

(See why I hate it when he writes operas while listening to bluegrass?)
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Yes, I do. :eek: Does he ever actually listen to the music?
 
Glenburne said:
His operas become longer and sadder. His normal operas have titles like The Dog Died, and So Did the Cat, and Then the Gerbil Committed Suicide. But when he listens to bluegrass, the operas have titles like Death of a Salesman, and His Wife, and His Children, and His Ox, and His Donkey, and His Manservant, and His Maidservant, and His Dog, and His Cat, After the Burial of the King, the Queen, the Prince, the Princess, the Other Princess, the Queen Mother, and the Royal Parakeet.

(See why I hate it when he writes operas while listening to bluegrass?)
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I am vastly amused. x)

And yes, I do see. ;) What is the happiest opera that he has written? Or, at any rate, the least sad?
 
Probably his first one, How Harry the Horse-thief Was Hanged. It's rather melodramatic, and two people are still alive at the end. He's more sophisticated now.
 
Lossëndil said:
Nope. It's a species of cactus.
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Glenburne said:
*is overwhelmed by the Chineseness of it all* Well, he's your mad buffalo, and he adores you, so he'll probably let you call him whatever you want. Just as long as he's not on one of his American kicks (during which he goes slightly berserk, and buys up all the fries at McDonald's).
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Glenburne said:
His operas become longer and sadder. His normal operas have titles like The Dog Died, and So Did the Cat, and Then the Gerbil Committed Suicide. But when he listens to bluegrass, the operas have titles like Death of a Salesman, and His Wife, and His Children, and His Ox, and His Donkey, and His Manservant, and His Maidservant, and His Dog, and His Cat, After the Burial of the King, the Queen, the Prince, the Princess, the Other Princess, the Queen Mother, and the Royal Parakeet.

(See why I hate it when he writes operas while listening to bluegrass?)
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Glenburne said:
Probably his first one, How Harry the Horse-thief Was Hanged. It's rather melodramatic, and two people are still alive at the end. He's more sophisticated now.
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You guys are awesome. I've missed your duffering.
 
Her roots are interfering with my plumbing. Sushi is plugging some of the cracks with his tongue, but the story about the little Dutch boy and the dike doesn't seem to work well with PVC pipes. *sigh*
 
Sushi is still trying to figure out how to pronounce that...the effort is twisting his horns into a knot...very difficult to do under normal circumstances. But It is hard to say anything with your tongue plugging a, er, pipe.
 
She's been mostly AWOL from the Internet since she got out of school last May. Hopefully, with colleges starting, she'll be back soon, with treeness intact.
 
I thought I'd settle this once and for all. I looked at snopes.com to see if Lossy's treeness was only an urban legend. It says that it is TRUE. She DOES have treeness. What's not true is that she's evergreen. She's deciduous like most treeish members of TDL. Which means you should buy her a rake so she can take care of her personal grooming needs in the Fall.
 
It looks kind of pale--the Insane Asylum, that is. Did you strip the peanut butter off the walls again?
 
You do realize you'll have to replace it all. Which will take up the next three years of your life. And while you apply peanut butter to the outer walls of the Asylum, you'll be listening to the Barney Song...over and over and over and over again. Have fun. :)
 
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