Funny Definitions

Something that makes it so you can use your computer screen as a mirror.
(Edit: Oops, late...that was for the Webcam...a sea lion is a cat who, miraculously, is not afraid of water!)
Knitting needle.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Something that makes it so you can use your computer screen as a mirror.

Knitting needle.
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The thingy that you use when you are knitting so you can poke yourself

TDL
 
Lady of Lorien said:
The thing that comes before "and ever and ever...etc." in a duffer's annoyingly long copy-and-pasted post.

Tiptoe
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When you give your toes tips on how to walk more loudly

jello
 
A type of...some people call it food...that is of about the same consistency as whale blubber...dyed un-healthy looking colors. What makes some people think it is edible? It certainly doesn't look it!

Goldfish
 
Lady of Lorien said:
A type of...some people call it food...that is of about the same consistency as whale blubber...dyed un-healthy looking colors. What makes some people think it is edible? It certainly doesn't look it!

Goldfish
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These little fish that swim around that people catch and fry till they're really small and crunchy, and then they sell them as snacks and two guys with weird guitars make a commercial about them

catch phrase
 
Lady of Lorien said:
A type of...some people call it food...that is of about the same consistency as whale blubber...dyed un-healthy looking colors. What makes some people think it is edible? It certainly doesn't look it!

Goldfish
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Fish who mine for gold with no pay and are hired for slaving miners.

Jellyfish
EDIT: Oops, late. Catchphrase: something famous actors catch and make into a phrase
 
This shapless blobs of jelly in the ocean...they come in flavors. Strawberry, grape, raspberry, apple, and blueberry. Rare ones can be blackberry.

Titanic
 
A scrub brush...or mob, depending...that grows out of most people's heads, obscuring their shiny baldness. And they have to cut it rather often.

Ear ring.
 
QA48 said:
Titanic: Oversized strange object on your friend's nose


Hair
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The furry stuff that you find on your arms and legs that makes you think you might be a gorilla

Shampoo

Edit: too late. Ear ring: your halo that falls off the top of your head and ends up hanging on your ear
 
Shampoo: Formula designed to wipe out ancient civilizations of Dirt inside a mop that is usually worn as and adornment to the head

iPod
 
QA48 said:
Shampoo: Formula design to wipe out ancient civilizations of Dirt inside a mop that is usually worn as and adornment to the head

iPod
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iPod: the one and only reason for detention (this is just a guess; I'm homeschooled)

Smilie
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Smilies: The heads of people who've been decapitated...all wearing different expressions on their faces.

Dishes
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Dishes: Round devices one uses to throw at a spouse when mad.

TDL
 
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