Funny Definitions

[fernshirehobbit]

the fountain of youth located on the island of crete.

eyeglasses

 

[Lady of Lorien]

A pair of fragile things that you can break when you're angry.

Music.

 

[WilliamMoseleyismine]

Sounds with words that teens love to listen to.

Shoe

 

[fernshirehobbit]

the future of water glasses. soon everyone will be drinking out of them.

smile

 

[WilliamMoseleyismine]

Showing your teeth to others. Flaunting them.


extermities (fingers, toes)

 

[Timberwolf]

The things that which your music teacher does not wish broken, but you do...

lunch

 

[Kahleina]

The time of day when you imitate hobbits

archery

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Using a string and a stick to launch other sticks into the air, in hopes that they'll hit something. Go figure.

Photos

 

[Kahleina]

copying something down on shiny paper, using an untrustworthy technical devise

writing

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Messing up good paper with all this black stuff...

Dancing.

 

[Kahleina]

moving around pointlessly doing strange things to yourself

computer

 

[Lady of Lorien]

A vortex of attention absorbing wires and glass...

Bold.

 

[Kahleina]

making letters/numbers/random signs thicker so that they waste more ink and space

forest

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The place you can't see because of all the trees.

<-- that.

 

[Kahleina]

A really strange face of a bald person who dyed their skin, and looks like they're saying "sorry, couldn't do anything about it" while smiling a bit strange if you ask me

monkeys

 

[supermeulen]

fuzzy little pecks who love jumping and urinating in trees.

Sippy Cup

 

[Lady of Lorien]

A cup built by nature to defy the very purpose of a cup...because I doesn't allow water to escape...

Apron.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

article of clothing worn by gkon's putput while fixing his hair.

fire.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

article of clothing worn by gkon's putput while fixing his hair.

fire.

A substance used to get rid of stuff, keep stuff warm, and make people dance...

Furby

 

[Lila]

A substance used to get rid of stuff, keep stuff warm, and make people dance...

Furby

An evil creature that roams in its evil habitat, the wild Toys R Us

Jedi