Give the moviemakers silly ideas!!!

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Worse, they could make it educational:

Eustace: EWwww, a rat!

Reepicheep: I'm a mouse, actually

Eustace: Isn't that the same thing?

Reep: No *pulls out science book* Look. Mouse: Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Order: Rodentia Superfamily: Muroidea Family: Muridae Subfamily: Murinae Genus: Mus. There are over thirty spicies of mice: Subgenus Coelomys
Mus crociduroides (Western Sumatra)
Mus mayori (Sri Lanka)
Mus pahari (Northeastern India to southwestern Cambodia and northern Vietnam)
Mus vulcani (Western Java)
Subgenus Mus
Mus booduga (Pakistan, India, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, southern Nepal, central Myanmar)
Mus caroli (Ryukyu islands, Taiwan and southern China to Thailand; introduced in Malaysia and western Indonesia)
Mus cervicolor (Northern India to Vietnam; introduced to Sumatra and Java)
Mus cookii (Southern and northeastern India and Nepal to Vietnam)
Mus cypriacus (Cyprus)
Mus majorius (Athens, Greece)
Mus famulus (Southwestern India)
Mus fragilicauda (Thailand and Laos)
Mus macedonicus (Balkans to Israel and Iran)
Mus musculus (introduced worldwide)
Mus nitidulus (Central Myanmar)
Mus spicilegus (Austria to southern Ukraine and Greece)
Mus spretus (Southern France, Iberian Peninsula, Balearic Islands, Morocco to Tunisia)
Mus terricolor (India, Nepal, Bangladesh, Pakistan; introduced to Sumatra)
Subgenus Nannomys
Mus baoulei (Ivory Coast to Guinea)
Mus bufo (Mountains of Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi and neighboring parts of the Democratic Republic of Congo)
Mus callewaerti (Angola and Democratic Republic of Congo)
Mus goundae (Central African Republic)
Mus haussa (Senegal to northern Nigeria)
Mus indutus (Southern Angola to western Zimbabwe and northern South Africa)
Mus mahomet (Ethiopia, southwestern Uganda and southwestern Kenya)
Mus mattheyi (Ghana)
Mus minutoides (Zimbabwe, Southern Mozambique, South Africa)
Mus musculoides (Africa south of the Sahara, excluding the range of M. minutoides)
Mus neavei (Eastern Democratic Republic of Congo to northeastern South Africa)
Mus orangiae (South Africa)
Mus oubanguii (Central African Republic)
Mus setulosus (Senegal to Ethiopia and western Kenya)
Mus setzeri (Northeastern Namibia, Botswana, and western Zambia)
Mus siridandus (Columbia, Argentina)
Mus sorella (Eastern Cameroon to western Tanzania)
Mus tenellus (Sudan to southern Somalia and central Tanzania)
Mus triton (Southern Ethiopia to central Angola and Malawi)
Subgenus Pyromys
Mus fernandoni (Sri Lanka)
Mus phillipsi (Southwestern India)
Mus platythrix (India)
Mus saxicola (Southern Pakistan, southern Nepal, and India)
Mus shortridgei (Myanmar to southwestern Cambodia and northwestern Vietnam)
And, look, *flips through book* This is rat: Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Order: Rodentia Superfamily: Muroidea Family: Muridae Subfamily: Murinae Genus: Rattus.......
 
Worse, they could make it educational:

Eustace: EWwww, a rat!

Reepicheep: I'm a mouse, actually

Eustace: Isn't that the same thing?

Reep: No *pulls out science book* Look. Mouse: Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Order: Rodentia Superfamily: Muroidea Family: Muridae Subfamily: Murinae Genus: Mus. There are over thirty spicies of mice: Subgenus Coelomys
Mus crociduroides (Western Sumatra)
Mus mayori (Sri Lanka)
Mus pahari (Northeastern India to southwestern Cambodia and northern Vietnam)
Mus vulcani (Western Java)
Subgenus Mus
Mus booduga (Pakistan, India, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, southern Nepal, central Myanmar)
Mus caroli (Ryukyu islands, Taiwan and southern China to Thailand; introduced in Malaysia and western Indonesia)
Mus cervicolor (Northern India to Vietnam; introduced to Sumatra and Java)
Mus cookii (Southern and northeastern India and Nepal to Vietnam)
Mus cypriacus (Cyprus)
Mus majorius (Athens, Greece)
Mus famulus (Southwestern India)
Mus fragilicauda (Thailand and Laos)
Mus macedonicus (Balkans to Israel and Iran)
Mus musculus (introduced worldwide)
Mus nitidulus (Central Myanmar)
Mus spicilegus (Austria to southern Ukraine and Greece)
Mus spretus (Southern France, Iberian Peninsula, Balearic Islands, Morocco to Tunisia)
Mus terricolor (India, Nepal, Bangladesh, Pakistan; introduced to Sumatra)
Subgenus Nannomys
Mus baoulei (Ivory Coast to Guinea)
Mus bufo (Mountains of Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi and neighboring parts of the Democratic Republic of Congo)
Mus callewaerti (Angola and Democratic Republic of Congo)
Mus goundae (Central African Republic)
Mus haussa (Senegal to northern Nigeria)
Mus indutus (Southern Angola to western Zimbabwe and northern South Africa)
Mus mahomet (Ethiopia, southwestern Uganda and southwestern Kenya)
Mus mattheyi (Ghana)
Mus minutoides (Zimbabwe, Southern Mozambique, South Africa)
Mus musculoides (Africa south of the Sahara, excluding the range of M. minutoides)
Mus neavei (Eastern Democratic Republic of Congo to northeastern South Africa)
Mus orangiae (South Africa)
Mus oubanguii (Central African Republic)
Mus setulosus (Senegal to Ethiopia and western Kenya)
Mus setzeri (Northeastern Namibia, Botswana, and western Zambia)
Mus siridandus (Columbia, Argentina)
Mus sorella (Eastern Cameroon to western Tanzania)
Mus tenellus (Sudan to southern Somalia and central Tanzania)
Mus triton (Southern Ethiopia to central Angola and Malawi)
Subgenus Pyromys
Mus fernandoni (Sri Lanka)
Mus phillipsi (Southwestern India)
Mus platythrix (India)
Mus saxicola (Southern Pakistan, southern Nepal, and India)
Mus shortridgei (Myanmar to southwestern Cambodia and northwestern Vietnam)
And, look, *flips through book* This is rat: Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Order: Rodentia Superfamily: Muroidea Family: Muridae Subfamily: Murinae Genus: Rattus.......


( as Reep reads the last name on the list.)
Eustace: ( blinks)
Reep: See, not the same thing.
 
Yes, S-I, your lecture gag is great! It's a bit like the funny scene in Disney's animated Tarzan film, when the elephants are wading in water--and when one expresses worry about piranhas, another calmly explains that piranhas only exist in South America.
 
Eustace will probably love that. Especially if they add a scene of "fat foreign children doing exercises in model schools."
 
After the storm takes out most of their food store, they turn to that desperate food: Soylent Green!

MrBob
 
After the storm takes out most of their food store, they turn to that desperate food: Soylent Green!

MrBob

It's peeeeeeople! Soylent Green is peeeeeople!

( actually, in this case as it's a Disney movie, it's all the failed Disney channel stars.)
 
"I hear it tastes like chicken."

Sven, I was watching a BBC reality show called "Serious" where they took eight teens to the Andes for a scientific expedition. One of the days, they expose the teens to local cuisine. In this case, it was guinea pigs.

After trying some, one boy said that it tasted like chicken...mixed with guinea pig. :confused:

MrBob
 
"I hear it tastes like chicken."

Sven, I was watching a BBC reality show called "Serious" where they took eight teens to the Andes for a scientific expedition. One of the days, they expose the teens to local cuisine. In this case, it was guinea pigs.

After trying some, one boy said that it tasted like chicken...mixed with guinea pig. :confused:

MrBob

LOL! Had he previously eating his pet to know what guinea pig tastes like?
 
Worst bad idea yet: At the end of the world. instead of meeting Aslan, the kids meet Barney and the entire cast begins to sing "I Love You, You Love Me"

barney.jpg


Scary isn't it?
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isn't that one of the nightmares of the Dark Island:p
 
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Welcome stharry! I hope you introduce yourself in the intro thread, Tea with Tumnus section above.

And yes, that is indeed one of the nightmares (probably Lucy's, but maybe not Eustace's;)) in the Dark Island.
 
And yes, that is indeed one of the nightmares (probably Lucy's, but maybe not Eustace's;)) in the Dark Island.

Lucy, Edmund adn Eusatce all ahve nightmares they are on different Disney Channel shows. Lucy's is that she IS Hannah Montana, Edmund is on Suiet Life of Zack and Cody and Eustace dreams he is Zac Ephron on High School Musical.
 
Lucy, Edmund adn Eusatce all ahve nightmares they are on different Disney Channel shows. Lucy's is that she IS Hannah Montana, Edmund is on Suiet Life of Zack and Cody and Eustace dreams he is Zac Ephron on High School Musical.

WOW, I would probably need years of therapy to get over these terrible nightmares!!!
 
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