Give the moviemakers silly ideas!!!

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*Mrs.Beaver Fan* said:
Okay picture this..

Susan gets in big trouble in america, because she wont stop flirting with boys, so her parents send her to Eustace's house, and she grabs onto lucy when they all get pulled into the painting.
Caspian jumps into the water to save them (Like in the book) and notices susan.
"Susan!"He cries his face filled with joy. When they get on the ship they embrace in a long hug
"I never thought I'd see you again" He would wisper
"Listen Caspian, it IS good to see you, but I think it is best if we were just friends" Caspian pulls away "Friends! After everything that happened last? We kissed y'know"
Susan looks down at her feet "It was just a kiss" She says quetly
"JUST A KISS!!" Caspian said furiously "You told me that you thought my accent was soo cute, you said you liked me, was all of that a lie?!"
Edmund steps in "Dude! Chillax! I mean seriously, she isn't even supposed to be here"
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Caspian: But promises were made... gifts exchanged.... We were going to have two children....
Edmund: Let her go, man, let her go.
Caspian( sighs): Oh, OK
Caspian pushes her off the boat.
KERSPLASH! ( complete with the sound effect on the screen a la the 1960's Batman)
 
Prehaps there could be a Lucy/Reepicheep romance? I mean, she thinks he's totally cute. So why not have them get married and go over the end of the world together?
 
That could hardly be any MORE sick than what they HAVE already done to the vital "passing on wisdom to the young" theme of the BOOK "Prince Caspian."
 
While taking a rest after my exercise walk (all part of the blood-pressure program), I had an inspiration. Why _stop_ with ruining Narnia? Why not turn the revisionists loose on other things? Let's just imagine--

THE FILM WALDEN MEDIA WOULD MAKE OF "THE SOUND OF MUSIC!"


Opening titles appear over the first revisionist scene: Maria is awkwardly panting out the title song of the show while in the middle of a hair-pulling, eye-poking, wrist-biting, rolling-in-the-grass catfight in a mountain meadow with the Mother Superior. Soon afterward, back at the convent, the song "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?" is also disrupted, as ALL the nuns get into a punch-out brawl.

When Maria first arrives at the Trapp family home, she finds Captain von Trapp in a furious quarrel with his friend Max, which turns into a gruesome fistfight. Maria and Frau Schroeder also fight upon their first meeting; later, Maria has a catfight with the oldest von Trapp daughter, while the oldest von Trapp son dukes it out with his sister's Nazi boyfriend. Quarrels continue to fester among all members of the household even after Maria and the Captain get married.

At the Austrian national talent contest, no winner is ever declared, because the contestants begin fighting each other, drawing half the audience into a chair-flinging riot--even _while_ continuing to sing "Edelweiss, Edelweiss." The historical Nazi takeover of Austria is delayed, because all the Nazis begin fighting each other too. In the end, the nuns manage to postpone further fights among themselves long enough to sing the final song, "Climb Every Mountain;" but now this song has an even more literal meaning than originally intended. For by this time, every member of the Trapp family bitterly hates every other one, so all of them climb _separate_ mountains.

Just when it seems the show's over, all of the Trapps being out of sight, there is a surprise walk-on: William Moseley comes on in character as Peter Pevensie, hands a sword to the Mother Superior, and says to her, "I'm not needed here either; I must move along to other places where I can be awkward, childish and useless."
 
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You know CF, they could ruin ANY good story.

Sven-El said:
Caspian: But promises were made... gifts exchanged.... We were going to have two children....
Edmund: Let her go, man, let her go.
Caspian( sighs): Oh, OK
Caspian pushes her off the boat.
KERSPLASH! ( complete with the sound effect on the screen a la the 1960's Batman)
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YES!! YES!! Batman Style effects! Excellent Idea! I can see the words flash on the screen already: POW! BOOM! OUCH! TACO!
 
lets see ohh here's a silly idea

here's a silly idea have the cast of the voyage of the dawn treader drink alpine spiced cider whinch is very yummy and call it spiced wine :)
 
When everyone on the DT lands it could be in a camp rock kind of place instead. Therefre useing the fan girls to get them more revenue.
 
The Spanish Inquisition said:
They could cast Zac Effron as Caspian and make it a Disney Channel Origional movie!!! XD :(:mad::p
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Voyage of the Dawn Treader: A Disney Channel Orginal Film starring the cast of High School Musical

Caspian (Effron): Hiiii guuuyyyyyys! It's really, really super to see everyone on the neat-o fabulous ship of mine! I'm a prince so I can go aaaannnnnyyyywhere I want on it. Some of my pop's old buddies went sailing off a while back and I get to go find them. Doesn't that sound FUN!!

Cast:
(singing)
We're sailing on a ship
This movie's really hip
Disney needed some cash
so we're giving you this trash
please buy all our junk
or else this ship is sunk!
 
Knight of Narnia said:
Voyage of the Dawn Treader: A Disney Channel Orginal Film starring the cast of High School Musical

Caspian (Effron): Hiiii guuuyyyyyys! It's really, really super to see everyone on the neat-o fabulous ship of mine! I'm a prince so I can go aaaannnnnyyyywhere I want on it. Some of my pop's old buddies went sailing off a while back and I get to go find them. Doesn't that sound FUN!!

Cast:
(singing)
We're sailing on a ship
This movie's really hip
Disney needed some cash
so we're giving you this trash
please buy all our junk
or else this ship is sunk!
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:D:D XD

My turn!!!
Eustice:
Oh look, I'm a dragon. I guess I'll stop being a jerk and stuff now.

Zac:
That's all right, buddy. We still like you and stuff.

Eustice:
*sniffling*
Really?

Zac:
Yes! Let's all be friends!

Cast:

Hurray!
Yippie!
It's alright!
Yippe!
Hurray!
We don't fight!
Hurray!
Yippie!
No more spite!
Hurray!

Zac:
*hugs dragon*
We're all in this together!
 
You two above are awesome! I can't stop laughing:D:D. That would be just like Disney! HA HA HA HA.... OMG!
 
The worst...

To appeal to the preschool lot, Edmund turns into a purple dinosaur. Of course, then everyone would start attacking Eustace!!

MrBob
 
Knight of Narnia said:
Voyage of the Dawn Treader: A Disney Channel Orginal Film starring the cast of High School Musical

Caspian (Effron): Hiiii guuuyyyyyys! It's really, really super to see everyone on the neat-o fabulous ship of mine! I'm a prince so I can go aaaannnnnyyyywhere I want on it. Some of my pop's old buddies went sailing off a while back and I get to go find them. Doesn't that sound FUN!!

Cast:
(singing)
We're sailing on a ship
This movie's really hip
Disney needed some cash
so we're giving you this trash
please buy all our junk
or else this ship is sunk!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is the funniest thing I've read yet! :D
 
Mr. Bob, you made me laugh so hard as I imagined Edmund as Barney that my coffee came out of my nose...HA HA HAHAHAHAHHA!
 
Worst bad idea yet: At the end of the world. instead of meeting Aslan, the kids meet Barney and the entire cast begins to sing "I Love You, You Love Me"

barney.jpg


Scary isn't it? :eek::eek::eek:
 
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