Give the moviemakers silly ideas!!!

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whitelion_bella said:
they could make Georgie Henley lip sync with Vanessa hudgen's Voice, Zac Efron's voice with Eustace, and Lucas's voice with Skandar's! and then the jonas brothers (complete with DT crew costumes) would sing a duet with Hannah Montana aboard the dawn treader to defeat the aliens. now that's what i call a disney craze! all done in 24 minutes! :D
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Lol. Somebody knows her Disney!;)
 
I was thinking last night after I got off and I thought of something like this:

Caspian and the others are on Deathwater island. They already found Ramandu's daughter, who was tanning on the Lone Islands. They run unsuspectingly into an evil sorceror by the name of Gannen, whose name was actually Ashley, but he changed it because he was a guy. He has a magical bowler hat that tells him what to do to take over Narnia. He captures them. Upon realizing that they captured Prince Caspian, the hat instructs him to lower him into the alchemy water. Gannen takes him to the device he set up over the water. Right as he's about to lower Caspian in, Ramandu's daughter says, "I love you." Caspian responds, "I know." After Caspian is turned to gold, Gannen takes the now-golden Caspian out and binds the others up. Reepicheep chews the ropes to let them out. They take Caspian and escape back to the ship. They sail on to Ramandu, who, though he can turn Caspian back to normal, cannot bring him back to life. After turning Caspian back, Caspian is somehow miraculously alive. When asked about his survival, Caspian says, "Didn't I tell you? I'm a vampire."

All of this is put in musical form. Ben Barnes is replaced by the actor who plays Edward in Twilight. His voice is substituted for Harrison Ford's. Ramandu's Daughter is played by the actor who plays Bella from Twilight, and is given the voice of Princess Leia. Gannen has a striking resemblance to the Bowler Hat Guy in Meet the Robinsons.

Lol, making these is fun.:)
 
That's awesome Pianoplayer!! I like the part of Stargirl tanning! She will probably be played by one of those older actresses in bikini (yikes!) from Mama Mia!

The whole thing is so complicated and it has so many twists that some producers and marketing people are already taking notes. It feels *cocks head to one side in an "idiotic fashion", sighs deeply* soooo Disney!!
 
On the Lone Islands, they have been freed from the slave traders and go shopping. At one shop, they discover merchandise from the first two movies. Lucy, of course, buys an Aslan doll. Edmund discovers they are trying to resell his torch from PC and a minor ruckus ensues as he tries to claim it as his. Reepicheep is insulted by his likeness in a doll and challenges the vendor to a fight. Caspian buys up all of the action figures "they're not dolls!" from the first two movies, treasuring his Susan action figure.

And now for a humorous thing that plays on the final Aslan speech:

Aslan tells the children that he has a different name and they must know him in their own world by that name. At the end, after they come back to England, they eventually go back home. Liam Neeson is playing their father. They complain that they have not seen much of him in the last few years. In response, he says,
"I guess we just get to know each other more."
Lucy and Edmund look at each other with a sudden revelation, "Hey! Wait a minute!" they exclaim before the credits roll.

MrBob
 
MrBob said:
On the Lone Islands, they have been freed from the slave traders and go shopping. At one shop, they discover merchandise from the first two movies. Lucy, of course, buys an Aslan doll. Edmund discovers they are trying to resell his torch from PC and a minor ruckus ensues as he tries to claim it as his. Reepicheep is insulted by his likeness in a doll and challenges the vendor to a fight. Caspian buys up all of the action figures "they're not dolls!" from the first two movies, treasuring his Susan action figure.


MrBob
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Here's one on that lines.
Drinian walks into Caspians room.Caspian is sprawled over his bed playing with action figures of him, and the Pevensies. Namley Susan. He makes Susan kiss him.
[Lord Dinian bursts in]
Colonel Sandurz: King Caspian!
Caspian: WHAT?
[Caspian gathers up his dolls]
Drinian: You're needed at the helm sir!
Caspian: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Drinian: Yes, sir!
Caspian Did you see anything?
Drinian: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
[Dinian closes the door]
Caspian: Good!
 
Ahh...I love this thread. Its soo much fun.:)

We should work on combining these all into one. That'd be the best spoof off of a book/movie ever.
 
MrBob said:
On the Lone Islands, they have been freed from the slave traders and go shopping. At one shop, they discover merchandise from the first two movies. Lucy, of course, buys an Aslan doll. Edmund discovers they are trying to resell his torch from PC and a minor ruckus ensues as he tries to claim it as his. Reepicheep is insulted by his likeness in a doll and challenges the vendor to a fight. Caspian buys up all of the action figures "they're not dolls!" from the first two movies, treasuring his Susan action figure.
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Sven-El said:
Here's one on that lines.
Drinian walks into Caspians room.Caspian is sprawled over his bed playing with action figures of him, and the Pevensies. Namley Susan. He makes Susan kiss him.
[Lord Dinian bursts in]
Colonel Sandurz: King Caspian!
Caspian: WHAT?
[Caspian gathers up his dolls]
Drinian: You're needed at the helm sir!
Caspian: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Drinian: Yes, sir!
Caspian Did you see anything?
Drinian: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
[Dinian closes the door]
Caspian: Good!
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HA HA HA HA! I thought about the same thing when I saw the Susan action figure line from Mr. Bob. This is great. I can totally see Caspian doing that!

Pianoplayer888 said:
Ahh...I love this thread. Its soo much fun.:)

We should work on combining these all into one. That'd be the best spoof off of a book/movie ever.
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Leike said something about a script out of this thread. That would be the funniest thing ever in the history of scripts.
 
Can someone start a thread where we all pitch in and write a ridiculous script for the movie.
 
Oh my goodness, MrBob, that bit about Liam Neeson and their dad was just too horrible.
:(
 
Oh, I didn't know we had to be spoofing movies -- I was just going by everything I disliked about PC film!

Sorry!
 
Don't be. This thread is for EVERY silly idea since, as everyone knows, the changes in PC were the silliest ever. So no, you did not have to spoof books or anything like that. Just put anything. I guess the spoof idea is best in dufferland, but it's different from this thread.
 
Prince Caspian still falls in the category of spoofing movies/books though. We also should add in everything else we can think of, so the moviemakers don't steal it.:D
 
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Pianoplayer888 said:
Prince Caspian still falls in the category of spoofing movies/books though. We also should add in everything else we can think of, so the moviemakers don't steal it.:D
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I don't know, they might have already stolen some of the best ideas from this thread.
 
Just don't let the Walden folks find out about my "Sophia Renee" poem! If they made a movie of it the way they made a movie of PC, they would cast Rosie O'Donnell as Sophia, Warwick Davis as Duncan, and Paris Hilton as Captain Martha.
 
Copperfox said:
Just don't let the Walden folks find out about my "Sophia Renee" poem! If they made a movie of it the way they made a movie of PC, they would cast Rosie O'Donnell as Sophia, Warwick Davis as Duncan, and Paris Hilton as Captain Martha.
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Haha, that`s sad but probably true. I love spoofs but not most of the recent ones such as Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, and the upcoming Disaster Movie.

Anyways, I have another silly idea for VOTDT! They make an evil robot named E9-23 chase the Dawn Treader all across the ocean.
 
Copperfox said:
Just don't let the Walden folks find out about my "Sophia Renee" poem! If they made a movie of it the way they made a movie of PC, they would cast Rosie O'Donnell as Sophia, Warwick Davis as Duncan, and Paris Hilton as Captain Martha.
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Or worse, Hilton could play Sophia!

office said:
Haha, that`s sad but probably true. I love spoofs but not most of the recent ones such as Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, and the upcoming Disaster Movie.

Anyways, I have another silly idea for VOTDT! They make an evil robot named E9-23 chase the Dawn Treader all across the ocean.
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The best spoof movies were Mel Brooks'. Most contemporary spoof movie rely on crude humor, lots and lots of sexual situations and extremely dirty language to try to elicit a laugh since ther spoofing isn't very funny.
I never saw the "Scary" movies I and II or III. I once went to the theater to see the third one but I walked out in the first 5 minutes because it was so stupid. I couldn't stand it.

Anyways, is there a reason why this robot will be chasing the Dawn Treader? I am sure you can come up with a story behind it.
 
I say, they rename the Dawn Treader, Bill.

Just think about it, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of Bill

People would be like, " Bill? Who is this Bill? And why is he on a voyage with the Pevenises? Oh...it's the ship....wow."
 
That reminds me of that stupid line in the animated movie Titan AE, when they name the new planet "Bob".
Naming the ship Bill will probably be a ploy to try to get more people into the theater even if it's out of curiosity.
 
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