Give the moviemakers silly ideas!!!

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BarbarianKing said:
Have Lucy get into a sword fight (on behalf of Susan) with Ramandu's Daughter.

As they spar all over the field:

Lucy: "You are wonderful."

RD: "Thank you, I've worked hard to become so."

Lucy: I admit it, you are better than I am."

RD: Then why are you smiling?"

Lucy: Because I know something you don't know."

RD: "And what is that?"

Lucy switching sword to the other hand: "I am not left-handed."

RD, reeling back: "You are amazing!"

Lucy: "I ought to be, after being Super Queen for so long."

Lucy pins RD against a rock, sword pointed at her. RD looks confident.

RD: "There's something I ought to tell you."

Lucy: "Tell me."

RD also switches sword to other hand: "I am not left-handed either."

And the fight continues.

Now isn't that better and not boring at all?
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Oh, i love it, that's brilliant, especially about the left-handed bit, I love the Princess Bride.
 
yeah,that was my favorite part of the movie.Mandy Patinkin is my favorite in that movie.

ok,how about a big baby comes on the screen and slobbers all over the crew!!!!!
 
Sven-El said:
Well, here's one....Right in the middle of the film for no reason whatsoever there is a still of Reepicheep in a cowboy hat in front of a microphone.
Narrator ( AKA Douglas Gresham): And now it's time for silly songs with Reepicheep, the part of the show where Reepicheep comes out and sings a silly song. So, without further ado, silly songs with Reepicheep.

( Reepicheep comes out, wearing the afformentioned hat.)
Reepicheep: The Water Buffalo Song

Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast, but mine is slow.
Oh, where do we get them, I don't know,
But everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooo!

I took my buffalo to the store.
Got his head caught in the door.
Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh, everybody's got a --

Eustace: Stop! Stop this instant! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everyone does *not* have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters in the mail saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Reepicheep: You have no imagination whatsoever

Narrator ( again, Douglas Gresham): This has been silly songs with Reepicheep. Tune in next time to hear Reepicheep sing ...

Reepicheep: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but --

Eustace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
( comes running out and swings him by his tail.)
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not to double post but I didn't know this was here!!I love that song,and it would go perfectly with the dawn treader!!:D:D:D
 
HA!HA! That is one of the funniest things that I have ever heard of! As I was reading it, I was also picturing it in my head. It was totally funny! But if they put it in the movie, nobody would understand why they did it! It is a funny thought though!
 
oh I know!As Caspian flirts with RD,Susan can come back,see him,and yell "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?",RD will learn about Susan from Lucy,and then she slaps Caspian,going back to where she came from.Caspian will then sing "Heartbreaker" when susan leaves also,and everybody frowns at him!!:p
 
Lucy but Taller said:
oh I know!As Caspian flirts with RD,Susan can come back,see him,and yell "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?",RD will learn about Susan from Lucy,and then she slaps Caspian,going back to where she came from.Caspian will then sing "Heartbreaker" when susan leaves also,and everybody frowns at him!!:p
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This is one nice was of handling the Suspian disaster!!
 
Lucy but Taller said:
ok,how about a big baby comes on the screen and slobbers all over the crew!!!!!
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Oh I know!! They could cast my baby sister for that one!! She'd be perfect! She'd be all, "I wanna bananer!!" and then *drool*. :p
Lucy but Taller said:
oh I know!As Caspian flirts with RD,Susan can come back,see him,and yell "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?",RD will learn about Susan from Lucy,and then she slaps Caspian,going back to where she came from.Caspian will then sing "Heartbreaker" when susan leaves also,and everybody frowns at him!!:p
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Ooo! Perfect! Amazing! Wonderful! LOL.

I have another idea. When they get to Deathwater Island, Aslan doesn't appear to stop Caspian and Edmund from fighting over the Island, so everyone gets into this big fight with the water and they all turn each other to gold. What a nice change that would be, wouldn't it? Just completely taking Aslan out of the movie altogether, to make it easier to keep out the Christian aspects.
:D JK. Just throwing in a bit of sarcasm about how they seemed to take the Christian aspects out of PC. ;)
 
The argument between Caspian and Edmund on Deathwater leads to a dance-off!

For all the Star Trek (Original Series) fans out there: during the fight, a character in a red shirt tries to get between Edmund and Caspian, but is shoved into the water.

MrBob
 
Then of course, DeForest Kelley's Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy has to be digitally inserted into the film as the ships doctor so as that red shirt fall in the water he can say, " he's dead, Jim."


And as they try to get through Dark Island, Drinian says, " We must go faster. Give us more pwoer."

Cut to digiatlly inserted James Doohan's Scotty, "I'm givin' it all I' got, cap'n, I jus' duna' have that kida powa!"
 
Great idea guys!! If they need some poor sods to die quickly, have a "security team" from ANY Star Trek rush into the scene, LOL!
 
On Ramadu's Island, they come across a large, fiery face that warns them that this is the beginning of the end of the world and they should all leave. At first, they are scared, but then Reep finds his way into a booth off to the side. "Um, do not mind the man behund hte curtain...Hey, wait, you're a mouse!"

In the galley, they stay in rhythm with the oars by singing "Row, row, row the boat..."

MrBob
 
MrBob said:
On Ramadu's Island, they come across a large, fiery face that warns them that this is the beginning of the end of the world and they should all leave. At first, they are scared, but then Reep finds his way into a booth off to the side. "Um, do not mind the man behund hte curtain...Hey, wait, you're a mouse!"

In the galley, they stay in rhythm with the oars by singing "Row, row, row the boat..."

MrBob
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Reep responds: "And apparently you have no imagination!"

And in the galley digitally insert Charlton Heston as Ben-Hur rowing. Get a sound alike to say, " Hey, what am I doing here. This isn't my movie!"
 
Of, How about this. When Eustace is sea sick., he bumps into Caspian and as a nod to the news Star TRek film has this little exchange:

Eusatce: I may throw up on ya.
Caspian: I think these things are pretty safe.
Eusatce: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and this ship sinks in thirteen seconds. Tidal Wave might crop up, drown us in our sleep. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. The sea is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
Caspian: Well, I hate to break this to you, but the Dawn Treader operates at sea.
 
How about they find a goofy guy with weird arms and dressed in a strange white sailor's uniform singing: "I'm Popeye the sailor man..."
 
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