Give the moviemakers silly ideas!!!

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Patrick Stewart:

Captain Picard from Star trek: The Next generation
Professor X from X Men

Great British actor with a Shakespearean acting background.

Mozart, how about they just CG all the characters into nekomimi, a term from Manga where characters (mostly girls) have the ears and tails of cats. Georgie would make a cute cat. It would also be enough to freak Reep throughout the entire trip.

MrBob
 
Remind me again who is Patrick Stewart?

this dude.

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I LOVE HIS ACTING.
 
Here a sill idea. Why dont they try to follow the oreganal novel by C S Lewis as closley as they can. They couldn't possible do that!! Wouldn't that be jusy too silly???! ;)
 
Here a sill idea. Why dont they try to follow the oreganal novel by C S Lewis as closley as they can. They couldn't possible do that!! Wouldn't that be jusy too silly???! ;)
Oh pleeeeezzzeeee! I said a silly idea, not an extremely undoable idea. Impossible!!!
 
Here a sill idea. Why dont they try to follow the oreganal novel by C S Lewis as closley as they can. They couldn't possible do that!! Wouldn't that be jusy too silly???! ;)
In twenty or thirty years, these movies will be "old-fashioned". They'll remake all seven films, releasing them one year at a time. They'll film them WAY before they come out, so that the actual actors in LWW are the same ones we see as adults in the end, as well as in HB and LB. Maybe I'll write the screenplay. :D I seiously would love to do that.

But back to the sillyness. Gael and Eustace fall in love.
 
Ok, so Gael and Eustace fall in love and then what?

Maybe they fall in love when Eustace rescues her from an army of evil Elmos and They decide to get married and stay in the Lone Islands where years later, their kid is kidnapped by the Wizard of the Red Fuzz!
 
Even better: MLG comes with Lucy, Edmund and Eustace to the end of the world and Aslan allows her to go back with Eustace.

"Alberta, Harold, you'll never guess what happened!" he shouts running from the room with Gael in tow. "Can we keep her?"

MrBob
 
Mozart, how about they just CG all the characters into nekomimi, a term from Manga where characters (mostly girls) have the ears and tails of cats. Georgie would make a cute cat. It would also be enough to freak Reep throughout the entire trip.

my cousin drew a picture like that once... yeah! that'd be cool! lol :p

the Dawn Treader gets taken over by pirates and the crew, Caspian and the kids are forced to walk the plank off the Dawn Treader.... only the Dawn Treader has no plank for them to walk...
 
Bumper Stickers! the Dawn treader needs Bumper Stickers!

How about the following: Aslan is my Co-Captain
My other boat is a jet ski.
Save the Dufflepods!
How's my sailing? Call 1-800-DRINIAN
( and since the books were set durring the 40's ) Roosevelt/Truman '44
 
The opening crawl announces: CHRONICLES OF NARNIA EPISODE III: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

A bunch of evil Lone Islanders are constructing a massive weapon of destruction on Felimath. They plan to use it to elimate Cair Paravel (and the rest of Narnia while they're at it.) They somehow capture Ramandu's daughter, but she sends out a magical SOS in Reepicheep, who is not a mouse, but a droid.
ReepToo shoots through time and space, and ends up in Eustace's bedroom, where Edmund, Lucy and Eustace intercept it. They decide to go save Ramandu's daughter and hire a ship...the Dawn Treader, captained by Caspian. Unfortunately as the Dawn Treader goes past the Lone Islands, it gets sucked in by a tractor beam which is coming from Grand Moff Gumpas's fingers. They end up battling their way out, Caspian falls in love with Ramandu's daughter (they yell at each other a lot, merely to be romantic) and Eustace, as a dragon, blows up Felimath and the Massive Weapon of Destruction. They are all awarded medals by Ramandu. Coriakin Kenobi also shows up as a Force ghost. He has previously been making mysterious apparitions throughout the film, muttering about Fulfilling One's Destiny.
Instead of Jawas there are Dufflepuds.
:cool:
 
How about the Dufflepuds are played by the Ewoks?

Jar Jar Binks is abourd the Dawn Treader until the crew feeds him to the sea serpent.

MrBob
 
Jar Jar Binks is abourd the Dawn Treader until the crew feeds him to the sea serpent.

MrBob

And then the sea serpent dies of food poisoning!:D

Here's another weird idea:
Aunt Alberta is really the lady of the green kirtle!:eek:
 
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The Dawn Treader is attacked by war-ships from our world and the entire crew captured. Lucy, Edmund and Eustace are summoned to save them....

Thats as far as I got with that one.
 
From Mozart:

"The Dawn Treader is attacked by war-ships from our world and the entire crew captured. Lucy, Edmund and Eustace are summoned to save them...."

...But as they travel through the portal, they are each hit with cosmic radiation, which disrups their atomic structure and now we have three superheroes.

Introducing Edmund as Elasti-King
Lucy as The Invisible Queen
and
Edmund as the Thing

MrBob
 
Bumper Stickers! the Dawn treader needs Bumper Stickers!

How about the following: Aslan is my Co-Captain
My other boat is a jet ski.
Save the Dufflepods!
How's my sailing? Call 1-800-DRINIAN
( and since the books were set durring the 40's ) Roosevelt/Truman '44

The Dawn Treader is attacked by war-ships from our world and the entire crew captured. Lucy, Edmund and Eustace are summoned to save them....

Thats as far as I got with that one.

I LOVE IT!!! Except they have to be Nazi war ships, since it's the '40's, and we have to have the Allies send in some warships of their own. And then after the Nazis are taken prisoner, Caspian takes down all the swastikas, and makes the warships new Narnian warships.
 
Bumper Stickers! the Dawn treader needs Bumper Stickers!

How about the following: Aslan is my Co-Captain
My other boat is a jet ski.
Save the Dufflepods!
How's my sailing? Call 1-800-DRINIAN
( and since the books were set durring the 40's ) Roosevelt/Truman '44

And "In case of rapture, this ship will be unmanned"
"Re-elect Lord Bern 2307"
"Free the slaves. Vote NO on Initiative 11."
 
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