Give the moviemakers silly ideas!!!

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Bumper sticker made for Eustace and the sea serpent: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons or sea serpents for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
 
More bumper stickers:

If you don't like my sailing, too bad. I'm the f@@@@n King of Narnia!
If you can read this, you're in my wake.
I {heart} Churchill
WWLD--What Would Lewis Do

justBob
 
MrBob said:
More bumper stickers:

If you don't like my sailing, too bad. I'm the f@@@@n King of Narnia!
If you can read this, you're in my wake.
I {heart} Churchill
WWLD--What Would Lewis Do

justBob
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WWLD: He would tell you to watch your language! :D

When DragonEustace catches his first goat for the DT's crew, Drinian says, "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
 
How about WWAD?
What Would Aslan Do?

I'd Much Rather Be In Middle-earth.

7 September 1940: Never Forget. ( date for the first Blitz on London.)

DOn't Mess with Finchley!

And because I've seen waaaay to many posts on other websites( thankfully not this one) likeing Edmund Pevnsie to Edward Cullen in Twilight and even CALLING Edmund Edward... "For the 1 Billionth Time: My name is EDMUND and I do NOT sparkle."
 
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Sven-El said:
And because I've seen waaaay to many posts on other websites( thankfully not this one) likeing Edmund Pevnsie to Edward Cullen in Twilight and even CALLING Edmund Edward...
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That is such a silly idea, I'm surprised no one has posted it here!!!! The I can actually see the moviemakers doing exactly that!!!!
 
"WWLD: He would tell you to watch your language! :D "

Arvan, I did watch my language. :p

As long as they don't get onto the Twilight bandwagon and turn a few characters into vampires and werewolves.

Team Caspian vs. Team Edmund :eek:

MrBob
 
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MrBob said:
"WWLD: He would tell you to watch your language! :D "

Arvan, I did watch my language. :p

As long as they don't get onto the Twilight bandwagon and turn a few characters into vampires and werewolves.

Team Caspian vs. Team Edmund :eek:

MrBob
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Well, we already do have that to a degree... TEAM SUSAN and TEAM RAMANDU'S DAUGHTER.

Granted it's human and Star person.

oh, to send Edmund, Lucy and Eusatce back to our world Aslan summons.....

Dr. WHo and the TARDIS.
 
To make it more topical, the reason they couldn't ast port in Terabinthia is because of an epidemic of H1N1 (Swine Flu) on the island.

MrBob
 
MrBob said:
To make it more topical, the reason they couldn't ast port in Terabinthia is because of an epidemic of H1N1 (Swine Flu) on the island.

MrBob
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ANd the SOmalian Pirates take over.


And when leaving R's island, Ramandu's daughter ask Caspian, "You are going to bring me back a diamond ring right?"
Caspian responds, 'Sweetie, are you familiar with Blood Diamonds?"
 
oh, the SOmalian Pirates were the pirates down in Somalia who were attackign Oil tankers over the summer...
as for Blood Diamonds...welll: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Diamond

Of course, when R's daughter asks for the ring Caspian goes on a rant about the blood diamonds and how unethical they are and as "King of Narnia he cannot endorse such cruelty so he is going to give her a ring-pop to use for an engagment ring."

R's daughter then insists thats he must have a diamond ring and breaks out into Beyonce's put a ring on it.
 
umm...wow.

I'm new here, and very heartened by all the people who obviously love the power, beauty, and depth of C. S. Lewis' masterpieces...
This thread, however, was hilariously disgusting...I wanted to stop reading, and couldn't, but was chuckling and groaning as I read the horrid ideas for the new movie.
Well done, all, thanks for the laugh. Gack, gack, I'm going to go read a little Narnia before work just to cleanse my brain.
Thanks again for the chuckles.
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
And when Caspian comes back with a ring for RD it turns out to be the One Ring.

lol and you're welcome for the laughs Narnian83.:D
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R's daughert squeels when she sees it. "Oh, its' perfect, I love it! Where ver did you find it?"
"Oh, I found it lying around somewhere. Oddly, some oen just placed it on
picnic table no far from here."
"Excuse me," says a heavily New Zealand accented voice. "But I think we need that back."
They turn and see that Caspian was followed by Peter Jackson, Guillrmo Del Toro, Ian McKellen as Gandalf, Andy Serkis as Gollum, Hugo Weaving as Elrond and who ever they get to play the young Bilbo Baggins. It turns out he swiped it from the set of the Hobbit film.
"We've had so many delays these past ten years that it isn't even funny," Jackson continues.
"But..." says R's daughter.
"Gandalf" says, " If you pelase we really must hurry."
"It's...My.. PRECIOUSSSSS!" says R's daughter.
 
With gloved hand, Caspian picks up a lovely yellow ring and places it on RD's finger. She disappears and he wondesr where she is. "Yo Casp!" Calls out Edmund, "What up with the guinea pig?"

"Hey, it looks like he has a yellow and green ring tied to him." Lucy fawns. "I'm going to go help him, poor thing." She walks over to the guinea pig and pills the string off, the rings landing on her hand and she too, disappears.


Hey, they did say they were using parts of future books, didn't they? :p

And thanks for the compliments, Narnian83. We try to laugh here as well. And welcome to the dysfunctional family.

MrBob
 
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