Give the moviemakers silly ideas!!!

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"Okay, how about a Yorkie? Something really unexpected. Maybe a Chihuahua?"

Arvan, the Terabinthians are the Chihuahuas. :D

MrBob
 
Ramandu's daughter is a babbling teenage girl dressed in designer jeans and texting her thumbs off all the time. In order to communicate with her, Caspian must go to the end of the world and retrieve the Golden Cell Phone from a tree that's guarded by a dragon. When he comes back, Stargirl says, "Like, you, like, totally, like, got the Golden Cell Phone. Like, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This one is better than mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Daddy, you have to give me the money for one of these at the mall! It's like awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ramandu: "Go clean your room and you may have one."
Stargirl: *rolls eyes, mumbles* Whatever.
Stargirl texts the magic words into her magic cell phone and her room is immediately clean.
Then she spends six hours at the mall, never finds the cell phone and pouts to her dad that Caspian is a spoiled brat who never shares anything.
Ramandu has a talk with the king, and tells him, "I could have told you this would happen before you risked your neck with that dragon."
Caspian sighs, aborts the DT's mission and lives the rest of his life trying to get into our world and back to his beloved Susan.
 
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The Dawn Treader painting at Eustace's house could have been painted by Salvador Dali.

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mm, I'd prefer the Dawn treader painting as a Picasso myself. Maybe something from his Blue Period? Or maybe when he dabled in cubisim... not sure. Mmm, I'd defintly go for his Blue Period, as long as it's a good representation.
 
Sopespian said:
Ramandu's daughter is a babbling teenage girl dressed in designer jeans and texting her thumbs off all the time. In order to communicate with her, Caspian must go to the end of the world and retrieve the Golden Cell Phone from a tree that's guarded by a dragon. When he comes back, Stargirl says, "Like, you, like, totally, like, got the Golden Cell Phone. Like, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This one is better than mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Daddy, you have to give me the money for one of these at the mall! It's like awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ramandu: "Go clean your room and you may have one."
Stargirl: *rolls eyes, mumbles* Whatever.
Stargirl texts the magic words into her magic cell phone and her room is immediately clean.
Then she spends six hours at the mall, never finds the cell phone and pouts to her dad that Caspian is a spoiled brat who never shares anything.
Ramandu has a talk with the king, and tells him, "I could have told you ythis would happen before you risked your neck with that dragon."
Caspian sighs, aborts the DT's mission and lives the rest of his life trying to get into our world and back to his beloved Susan.
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GASP!
SPUTTER!
GAG!!!
*proceeds to die a thousand deaths for her beloved Narnia!!*

You know... if Disney was still making the movies, I would bring out my pink duct tape... because, well, you never know what those people are going to do... :gag:

As it is... BWAHAHA... that was hilarous! (only on the safety of the forum, but hilarious none the less)



By the by Michael... I also enjoy Jonathan Park and Sue Thomas F.B.Eye is one of my all time favorites... especially that episode, and especially that quote! :cool:
 
Sopespian said:
Ramandu's daughter is a babbling teenage girl dressed in designer jeans and texting her thumbs off all the time. In order to communicate with her, Caspian must go to the end of the world and retrieve the Golden Cell Phone from a tree that's guarded by a dragon. When he comes back, Stargirl says, "Like, you, like, totally, like, got the Golden Cell Phone. Like, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This one is better than mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Daddy, you have to give me the money for one of these at the mall! It's like awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ramandu: "Go clean your room and you may have one."
Stargirl: *rolls eyes, mumbles* Whatever.
Stargirl texts the magic words into her magic cell phone and her room is immediately clean.
Then she spends six hours at the mall, never finds the cell phone and pouts to her dad that Caspian is a spoiled brat who never shares anything.
Ramandu has a talk with the king, and tells him, "I could have told you ythis would happen before you risked your neck with that dragon."
Caspian sighs, aborts the DT's mission and lives the rest of his life trying to get into our world and back to his beloved Susan.
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Ugh. I think I'm going to be sick. Because it's so, I don't know, DISNEY. But I think of Eragon, and Fox scares me too. Who can be trusted with Narnia?
 
Oh, in regards to the news that Skadner accidently gave Ben a fat lip, hwo to work that in.

As Caspian touches his soar lip after being it, Edmund says, "And that was for kssing my sister and making us all sick. That was not suppsoed to happen. Don't ever do it again."
 
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Arvan said:
Who can be trusted with Narnia?
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Douglas Gresham!! He loves Narnia more than we do! This is his dream, this is his life work, this is HIS passion. Take my word for it, we can trust him implicitly.

Sven-El said:
Oh, in regards to the news that Skadner accidently gave Ben a fat lip, hwo to work that in.

As Caspian touches his soar lip after being it, Edmund says, "And that was for kssing my sister and making us all sick. That was not suppsoed to happen. Don't ever do it again."
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LOVE IT!! :D :D Haha... yeah! That would be so awesome! :D (in the bloopers maybe ;) )
 
Ah, Douglas. I like him. But he isn''t very "powerful" when it comes to movie-making. If he was the main script-writer, and the director, then The Chonicles would be awesome!
 
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Ah, Douglas. I like him. But he isn''t very "powerful" when it comes to movie-making. If he was the main script-writer, and the director, then The Chonicles would be awesome!
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I agree with Doug not being very powerful, but in keeping with the topic of this thread, in the bloopers, why not "accidentally" show where they keep Doug bound and gagged so that he can't stop them from ruining the movie again!!!
 
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Or they may turn it into a musical, with both running and dancing around the ship as in a cat-an-mouse game with Caspian beginning: "I can show you the world, shinning, shimmering, splendid....."
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If it was Gilbert & Sullivan, Rogers & Hammerstein, or Andrew Lloyd Weber.


The Emperor Beyond the Sea ends up being Emperor Palpatine.

Coriakin falls to the Dark Side and kills all the Duffers. Either that or clones them for his own army. He has a lite-saber duel with Ramandu and Ramandu lets him strike him down. Ramandu vanishes leaving only his clothes behind. Coriakin attempts to kidnap Ramandu's daughter and turn her to the Dark Side, but Ramandu's daughter kills Coriakin. Upon Coriakin's death, he reveals that he really is the father of her.

Or...Ramandu and Coriakin get into a duel similar to Saruman and Gandalf in FOTR and Ramandu is imprisoned on top of Coriakin's tower and has to be rescued by Aslan.

They all get stuck in Davy Jones' Locker with Jack Sparrow.

After everything is done with, they return to the mainland only to discover it's been taken over by Jadis, the Green Witch, and Saruman and have to end up fighting again.
 
Ilmarë said:
If it was Gilbert & Sullivan, Rogers & Hammerstein, or Andrew Lloyd Weber.


The Emperor Beyond the Sea ends up being Emperor Palpatine.

Coriakin falls to the Dark Side and kills all the Duffers. Either that or clones them for his own army. He has a lite-saber duel with Ramandu and Ramandu lets him strike him down. Ramandu vanishes leaving only his clothes behind. Coriakin attempts to kidnap Ramandu's daughter and turn her to the Dark Side, but Ramandu's daughter kills Coriakin. Upon Coriakin's death, he reveals that he really is the father of her.

Or...Ramandu and Coriakin get into a duel similar to Saruman and Gandalf in FOTR and Ramandu is imprisoned on top of Coriakin's tower and has to be rescued by Aslan.

They all get stuck in Davy Jones' Locker with Jack Sparrow.

After everything is done with, they return to the mainland only to discover it's been taken over by Jadis, the Green Witch, and Saruman and have to end up fighting again.
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I like all these ideas. The really good one would be to show them stucked in Davy Jones' locker where Davy keeps his dirty gym socks and underwear that hasn't been washed in... forever!!!
 
Sven-El said:
Oh, in regards to the news that Skadner accidently gave Ben a fat lip, hwo to work that in.

As Caspian touches his soar lip after being it, Edmund says, "And that was for kssing my sister and making us all sick. That was not suppsoed to happen. Don't ever do it again."
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LOL!!!
Patrick Stewart can be ramandu.:D
 
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