Give the moviemakers silly ideas!!!

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suddenly in the middle of nowhere Keith Harkin pops out with two dancing girls,singing 'Surfer medley',and the narnia cast jump overboard because of the irony of an irish group singing surfin USA oh so badly....

Wolverine: You will not let this go will you?
 
Ramadu is a retired star, but in this case, not the literl heavenly body star but a former movie star. He got into drugs and is now washed up. This island is his tenth rehab, but it is helping now that he kicked his addiction with the help of the fire berries.

His daughter is a bratty kind of girl with her father's additction, but she, too , is trying this new rehab facility, her third. They are part of a reality show called "Rehabbing Ramadu with Dr Drew".

MrBob
 
The sea serpent is the Kraken and the pirates who capture the kids are really the crew of Davy Jones. When they escape them they meet the Black Pearl. Then Herbie shows up swimming in the ocean trying to get to Panama(sp?) and comes aboard the Dawn Treader and is dubed a marvel by Caspian. Then they find a moving grey island that actually turns out to be the Battlestar Galactica which has adapted to life in the sea. Caspian then decideds to sail on top of the Galactica with his crew, towing the Dawn Treader and the Black Pearl behind them. When they reach Ramandu's isalnd and he sees the Galactica he says "Oh I rememeber that thing! Still trying to reach Earth, eh?" then he gives them directions to earth.

And there are four kittens who perch on the kids shoulders and swordfight with Reepicheep.
 
This thread is TOO FUNNY ROFL!!!!
idk if this has already been suggested but...

I think Lucy and Edmund should fall in love with some dufflepuds. Then they decide it would be way too painful to leave their true loves in Narnia so they take them back to our world with them where they and their spouses and their children get filthy rich when they join the circus.
 
This thread is TOO FUNNY ROFL!!!!
idk if this has already been suggested but...

I think Lucy and Edmund should fall in love with some dufflepuds. Then they decide it would be way too painful to leave their true loves in Narnia so they take them back to our world with them where they and their spouses and their children get filthy rich when they join the circus.
of course they should join the circus! They can join Sven-el's traveling troupe, bearded lady and all!!!
 
Ok, why don't we discuss the previous ideas now? I'll start.

Do you think they will really make Reep a robot like we discussed before? If they do, what kind of robot? like Terminator one or Robocop? Or like a Cyberman?
 
Do you think they will really make Reep a robot like we discussed before? If they do, what kind of robot? like Terminator one or Robocop? Or like a Cyberman?

I think Reepicheep will be remote-controlled, and Eustace will (in vengeance) steal the remote and force him to walk the plank...after doing a whole bunch of embarrassing stuff...

Caspian: But promises were made... gifts exchanged.... We were going to have two children....
Edmund: Let her go, man, let her go.
Caspian( sighs): Oh, OK
Caspian pushes her off the boat.
KERSPLASH! ( complete with the sound effect on the screen a la the 1960's Batman)

That was hilarious.:p "KERSPLOOSH".
 
Or how about this:

It turns out that the slave trader, Pug, has had a horrific life. He really is an artist at heart, and his father, a rough man, never understood Pug's inner dreams. Pug always wanted to please his father, so he has become a slave trader to prove his toughness, but he secretly paints in his spare time and sells his paintings under the pseudonym P. Gu. His more famous titles include Nobody Understands Me so I Stare out at the Sunset and Wish Narnia Had a Sigmund Freud, along with The Anguish of the Soul Deepens if You Cannot Choose Your Dream Career.

Eustace discovers Pug's hidden talents and helps spur him to be comfortable with his inner self. Pug decides to publicly reveal his secret artistic love, and, in doing so, becomes the hero of the movie.
 
I've actually written a scene of how anyone can expect VDT will turn out with the numerous changes a book HAS to undergo in the transition to become more "cinematic" (=Hollywood-like):

(The Producers of the movie have added a new romance to the plot of VDT to make it more interesting and to ensure the movie will reel in lots of money. Obviously there is already Caspian and Ramandus Daughter, but that one is already in the book and as the rule of the producers says: "If it's in the book, it's not good enough." However, as human romance is already in the book, they tried to add a twist using the natural charm of Narnia, which means: Reepicheep Romance. The romance also adds to the movie as it creates more drama by creating a moral dilemma of Reepicheep being torn between his love and his sense of duty for Narnia, and his Longing for the Utter East, where he will find all he seeks.
His rodent love interest is Keepicheepilla, a gentle and tender mouse they brought back from the Dark Island with Rhoop. Only with the companionship of another fellow being, they both were able to withstand the horrors of the dark Island. However, as they both return to a somewhat "normal" life on-board the Dawn Treader, Keepicheepilla grows fond of Reepicheep, and vice-versa as a fellow mouse who must withstand the challenges of being smaller than others.
During their brief time they only grow ever-so-closer, until it is time to depart for Reep, Lu and Ed when they can go east no more with the Dawn Treader and are about to board the by-boat.)
Caspian: "I guess it is time to say goodbye."
Edmund: "By golly! Yes, it is."
Lucy: "Goodbye everyone, it was a nice adventure."
Reepicheep: "And when you return, you will find the lords awakened from their slumber and all will be right, the seven swords of the seven missing lords have been found and the Curse of Caspians forefathers is finally destroyed. All will be well. Goodbye."
Reepicheep is just about to go on board the by-boat with his coracle, one foot in the air, the other still on deck the Dawn Treader, as...
Keepicheepilla: "Maybe not all will be well, Reepicheep"
Reepicheep, at this sudden exclamation, turns around again, one foot still in the air and deeply looks at Keepicheepilla
Reepicheep: "What exactly do you mean?"
Keepicheepilla: "I wish we had more time together. Reepicheep.. I cannot... you... you cannot go. Don't leave me, Reepicheep. I... I love you Reepicheep."
Reepicheep: "But... how.. why? I have to go.. for myself, for my country, even if it means leaving behind what I love. I love you Keepicheepilla, but I have to go."
Reepicheep hesitates, about to leave the Dawn Treader and with it, leaving forever, when he turns around again and draws near Keepicheepilla. Their whiskers barely touching, his handsome furred face draws nearer hers and her tender, deep eyes. She quietly looks back in astonishment.
Keepicheepilla: "Are you sure you want to do this? To leave behind your one and only love, only to never return again?"
Reepicheep: "You are and will be my only ever love, but my hearts desire lies in the east. I am Sorry."
Keepicheepilla: "Then so be it."
Reepicheep to his terror sees as Keepicheepilla with a cackling laughter slowly transforms into.... Jadis, No! the Lady of the green Kirtle, No! It was undoubtedly Jadis in a new green dress, who had been resurrected by dark sorcery. The soul-eating witch had returned, how terrifying!
Jadis of the Green Kirtle (Or Lady of the white winter, however one wants to put it: "Behold the great Empress Jadis, who has returned to seize Narnias reign again. But now..."
And then she looked at Reepicheep
Jadis: "I will eat your soul and drag it to the depths of the endless, sunless, green sea! HAHAHAHA"
Reepicheep, in terror, had to realize that all his love was ill-spent, he was betrayed and the tender Keepicheepilla had never existed, as it was merely a form of Jadis to confuse him and tempt him to his own demise. In an instant, Reepicheeps terror and sadness about his own foolishness became anger, his one driving force behind his most great combat abilities.
Reepicheep: "Prepare yourself, vile witch, you have been vanquished twice already and now I will vanquish you again. To the depths of the sea with you!"
An epic battle ensues as the rest of the Dawn treader crew just stares confused, in terror or amazed by the whole situation, unable to do anything and charmed by the magic and beauty of the again-returned witch. The epic battle goes on as Sea serpents at the witches bidding emerge and maelstroms form around the Dawn Treader, just about to swallow the heroic ship whole.
Jadis (hatefully): "I have so much at my disposal, the sea serpent is about to destroy the ship and if she doesn't, the maelstrom will swallow you, the ship and the crew whole. What are you planning to do to stop me? You are just a little mouse after all!"
Reepicheep feels his anger peak, the film is going in slow motion, as Reepicheep prepares his final strike.
Reepicheep: "YES. I'M. A. MOUSE"
Reepicheep strikes and pierces the evil witch, who transformed into a snake, right in her vile heart. Jadis screams in Horror and slowly turns black, explaining "I am.. I am MELTING!!" then explodes, her flying innards covering everything on board the dawn treader, sail and crew included. Reepicheep calms down.
Reepicheep: "Well, now that's done it's time to go I guess."
The crew waves goodbye as Reepicheep enters the by-boat and and Lu, Ed and Reep slowly depart in the distance.
Lucy (to Reep): "Now that just was soo coool."
Ed: "Yeah, you know, just when she exploded, I..."
Screen slowly fades to black and credits start to roll, while "Can you feel the love tonight" starts playing.
 
That is an awesome scene Reepi, but you didn't say if Reepicheep is a Terminator or what? :D
 
Reepi, it sure has not taken you long to get into making good contributions! What you imagine is JUST the sort of meddling and revisionism that many film directors would impose on a story.
 
Eustace and Lucy fall in love (first cousins are allowed to marry in Narnia). Lucy slowly finds herself attracted to the lovely pitch of his voice when he whines. Because their romance would be illegal in England, they refuse to return. Eustace makes a fortune dipping things in the pond on Deathwater Island, and he and Lucy live happily ever after, leaving Edmund to explain to his aunt and uncle exactly why Lucy and Eustace both disappeared when he was in Lucy's bedroom. Harold and Alberta report the disappearances to the police, who investigate and arrest Edmund. Edmund goes to trial and, not knowing any other way to avoid a life sentence, he gets the jury to vote him guilty by reason of insanity--by telling the truth. Edmund only has to get as far as a description of Reepicheep for the jury to declare him insane. He is placed under the custody of Harold and Alberta, with a weekly appointment with a psychiatrist, until he is declared sane again.
 
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Eustace finds the British Consulate on the Island of Tax Preparers for the Crown. Eustace complains to the Consulate General for this place is named Gen. Confusion (as played by Rowan Atkinson). After accsuing Caspian of kidnapping and Lucy of giving him psychotic drugs against his will, they make an attempt to arrest the crew, but due to their incompetence, are unable.

Word gets back to England and they try to send a ship to help, but only low tech ships (operating on wind or manual power) can get through the doorway. As they are sending one, it is hijacked by Cpt Jack Sparrow. He sails into Narnia and helps out Caspian.

MrBob
 
Actually, we do not need to give the moviemakers "silly ideas".

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When it will be taken down again upon the request of either the production or some mods you'll know the answer :p
 
Ive got 2 good ones!!

1. The black Pearl comes out an Jack Sparrow and Will Turner start singing " You Belong with me"! then they start swinging their swords around a them fall off the ship.:p

2. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan come out of no where and start dancing and thhe a monster comes out a eats them!:p
 
Actually, we do not need to give the moviemakers "silly ideas".

Actually we do. Because the purpose of giving the ideas is so that they use ours, not theirs. This thread was created to counteract that supposedly "leaked" script.

No one really cares about it now, but that doesn't mean that you should be posting copyrighted material, or material that we have no permission to post. Why would you want to get TDL in trouble?
 
1. The black Pearl comes out an Jack Sparrow and Will Turner start singing " You Belong with me"! then they start swinging their swords around a them fall off the ship.:p

2. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan come out of no where and start dancing and thhe a monster comes out a eats them!:p

The second one is just pure genius.:D:p

and the kids just stand there and stare at them and then Lucy goes: "What on earth just happened?"
and Ed says, "Exactly Lu, we're not on earth."
 
Well, here's one....Right in the middle of the film for no reason whatsoever there is a still of Reepicheep in a cowboy hat in front of a microphone.
Narrator ( AKA Douglas Gresham): And now it's time for silly songs with Reepicheep, the part of the show where Reepicheep comes out and sings a silly song. So, without further ado, silly songs with Reepicheep.

( Reepicheep comes out, wearing the afformentioned hat.)
Reepicheep: The Water Buffalo Song

Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast, but mine is slow.
Oh, where do we get them, I don't know,
But everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooo!

I took my buffalo to the store.
Got his head caught in the door.
Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh, everybody's got a --

Eustace: Stop! Stop this instant! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everyone does *not* have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters in the mail saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Reepicheep: You have no imagination whatsoever

Narrator ( again, Douglas Gresham): This has been silly songs with Reepicheep. Tune in next time to hear Reepicheep sing ...

Reepicheep: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but --

Eustace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
( comes running out and swings him by his tail.)
LOL I love it so funny!!:p:p:p
 
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