Give the moviemakers silly ideas!!!

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I got a good and very radom one(you won't get it if you don't read or watch Harry Potter!)

Harry Potter and his friend Ron and Hermione pop up on board. harry flings of the boat. then caspian falls in love with Hermione and Ron kills himself. THEN Hermione kills herself beacause of Ron. The End.
 
Here's a silly/annoying idea. Susan goes with Lucy, Edmund and Eustace into the picture frame, and is in love with Caspian through most of the movie. But when Caspian sees Ramandu's Daughter he instantly forgets Susan's existence. Out of revenge, Susan runs away to mainland Narnia and becomes the Lady of the Green Kirtle. Then there can be heaps of fans saying the Lady of the Green Kirtle is in the right for killing Daughter-of-Ramandu for stealing Caspian. The movie makers decide that Lucy, Eustace, Edmund, the Dawn Treader, the voyage, Reepicheep, Aslan, and most of the islands* all get about 10 minutes screen time in favor of the love triangle. In fact, they change the title from 'The Voyage of the Dawn Treader' to 'Narnia: Love & Angst', in hopes that it will attract more viewers. Then if they ever make The Silver Chair, they can throw in Eustace whining every ten seconds about how he shouldn't oppose The Lady of the Green Kirtle because she's his cousin, and he's "perfectly sure she has a logical explanation for all this." Of course, it will be called 'Narnia: The Angst Returns.'

*The Dufflepuds are left in the movie to be the kiddie factor and perform pop songs in the background during the love scenes.
 
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Very funny!



How about they make the teaser trailer something like this:

Start with the Fox/Walden logos, then intercut these words and scenes: "This Christmas...a carnaval ride will escape from the midway" (shots of the brightly colored Dawn Treador bobbing up and down)..."Trumpkin will be left behind" (the crew waves farewell, as they leave Cair Paravel, and Rynelf says, "Sorry Trumpkin, but you don't belong in this story")..."a girl who is mysterious...and little...will come aboard" (show Gael)..."and Telmarines will speak in new tongues" (Caspian shouts "Oye maties, ther she blows!). Then fade to black and pause. All of the sudden Jadis' face booms into the camera and she says "Boo!" then smiles and snickers "Sweet dreams."
 
TimmyofOz said:
Give Tilda Swinton, William Moseley, and Anna Popplewell all cameos, wouldn't that be silly.:D
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Preposterous. Why would they do something so insane? They aren't THAT silly. :D.

They could release to movie to all theaters, tell them not to watch it until 12:00 Midnight Dec. 10th, and then on the first showing...:
*Fades from walden logo to Aslan roaring on stone table, staring at the sunset in the distance*
*his voice comes over*
Return to Hope,
Return to Magic,
Return to Narnia...
*pause*
But not yet.
*looks at audience and smiles*
Do not open until Christmas, sorry for the inconvience.

(sorry, cheesy :p.)
 
Reepi said:
If that isn't sarcasm, someone will get a surprise when the movie opens :p
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Exactly!!! Do you see how it was better to preempt the moviemakers and start this thread? If they make stupid changes to the books just to make them appealing to everyone, why not have the fans provide the ideas?
As anyone can see, no idea is too silly when it comes to movies. And yes, someone will get a surprise.
 
Hey, I have an idea- in the movie trailer, we see a brief shot of Lucy shooting an arrow. In another part, I thought I saw a sword at her side. When someone asks why she, a lady, is doing battle, the moviemakers excuse themselves by having her reply:
"Women of this country learned long ago: those without swords can still die upon them!"
 
MissReepicheep said:
Hey, I have an idea- in the movie trailer, we see a brief shot of Lucy shooting an arrow. In another part, I thought I saw a sword at her side. When someone asks why she, a lady, is doing battle, the moviemakers excuse themselves by having her reply:
"Women of this country learned long ago: those without swords can still die upon them!"
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Or she could say, "Its because I'm a lady, thats why!!" lol, I randomly thought of that after you said that.(and leave it to me to quote cats!:D)
 
I think VODT should use the Gilligan's Island theme song with new words.

Now sit right down and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started at Cair Paravel
Aboard this tiny ship....

Yeah, that's the way to do it.... :D
 
I have a wonderful I idea! when Lucy, Edmund and Estance aboard the ship think that they are going to see Caspian it turns out that Jack Sparrow(CAPTAIN!!:mad:) took over the ship and was dancing around the deck singing " Yo Ho! Yo Ho a pirates life for me with Elizibeth turner both drunk form rum!:p
 
Edmund and Caspian ought to have a terrible argument over Lilliandil (star girl), and end up killing each other. Lilliandil is so distraught that she dies of grief. It would be a great tragic ending.
 
Oh, I just had another idea...

Since the fans hated it when the moviemakers portrayed Peter as a self-obsessed idiot, why not make Edmund stupid too? Then they can insert all sorts of dumb jokes with him trying to enlist! :mad:
"But I'm a king!" he says. Sound familiar...?
 
MissReepicheep said:
Oh, I just had another idea...

Since the fans hated it when the moviemakers portrayed Peter as a self-obsessed idiot, why not make Edmund stupid too? Then they can insert all sorts of dumb jokes with him trying to enlist! :mad:
"But I'm a king!" he says. Sound familiar...?
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I wouldn't be surprised if the finished movie contains some of the ideas from this thread. They are all awesome! Better than any other thing they have already come up with.
 
Let's see here.... not having read all 51 pages of posts, I see room for:

An epic battle.
A nuclear powered aircraft carrier.
Lots of martial arts and sword fights.
Eustace, after being freed from being a dragon, ends up as a dalek.
Space aliens come in to save they day, but have secret ulterior motives.
A copy of the book of spells is discovered on CD-ROM, but no one knows
what a CD-ROM is (except the aliens, and the folks aboard the aircraft carrier
).
Coriakin goes supernova.
Aslan still really saves the day, but is portrayed a cuddly plush lion toy.
 
Coriaking going supernova would be cool! If he turns out to be the villain, that would be the way to take him out!!!
 
EveningStar said:
I think VODT should use the Gilligan's Island theme song with new words.

Now sit right down and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started at Cair Paravel
Aboard this tiny ship....

Yeah, that's the way to do it.... :D
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Actually ES, I got David Arnold on the phone now. He wants to talk to you about your idea :D
 
EveningStar said:
I think VODT should use the Gilligan's Island theme song with new words.

Now sit right down and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started at Cair Paravel
Aboard this tiny ship....

Yeah, that's the way to do it.... :D
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This is not a silly idea at all! This could actually turn the movie into a world wide blockbuster!!
 
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