Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Lord Eirek]

Grrrrrrrrr, I'll have you know we Californian's have.................uh.......hmm.......nevermind.

...and they continued to cheer for a very long time, until...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

california has wine and grapes!oh, and disney land...and arnold Schwa...eh, the current governor of california.

UNTIL out of the sea rose a giant wheel of Brie cheese...Everyone gasped...

 

[Lord Eirek]

Very true we have plenty of grapes........and wine......and where else in the world is governed by the Terminator? And we could boast the happiest place on earth...or is that disney world?

...and shouted O great wheel of cheese thou shalt be our lord...

 

[borntofly]

Hey, Florida has Disney World, isn't that bigger than disneyland? Oh and we have Sea-world, and Knott's Berry Farm..bwahaha hasta la vista babe!

because thou art so cheesy and buff.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...Then an army of scrawny lookin' mice swarmed up from behind the people and ate the wheel of brie...The people looked flabberghasted...

 

[borntofly]

that the mice hadn't shared it with them, and they screamed...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...HAVE AT THEE, VERMIN!...a large battle ensued...

 

[Lord Eirek]

...the center of the mice ranks started to break, at first it seemed they would be pushed out to sea...

 

[borntofly]

when their leader who had devoured most of the cheese wheel was used as a raft

 

[waterhogboy]

killing all involved.

Hey I like Cali - went there last summer andd thoroughly enjoyed meself

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...but then, out of the east, a horn sounded...Every head turned to look...

 

[Jewel of Narnia]

...and there on a hill were hordes and hordes of mouse reinforcements...

 

[borntofly]

and from the ground rose a brick of...

I'm glad you like Cali WHB I do too. THe sun is beautiful.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

whoops...

Brick of ELEPHANTS!...

 

[borntofly]

compacted into gnarly and crazy chunks of....

what's wrong Gondor?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...BEACH BALLS!...everyone's eyes bulged...

I kinda responded to the wrong thing a lil earlier...

 

[Lord Eirek]

..."what wrath hast fell upon us, dost the almighty cheese wheel loose favor with us,
because we wished to eat of it?"...

 

[borntofly]

"It lost flavor with you because thou did dip it in the ocean...."

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...the mice promptly danced a jig, when a tall, dainty silhouette appeared atop the mass of beach-ball elephants

 

[borntofly]

"what hast thou done to the great cheese wheel, the brother of the beachball elephants?" a voice from the silhouette came.