Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

..."nay, valiant rodent" spake a dwarf."only the porkish kind".with that the dwarves set to work rebuilding the cheese factories but...

 

[Lord Eirek]

...then all the remaining Californian's said "dude, I want cheese"...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The dwarves grew very angry at this, and turned the finished cheese factories into...

 

[Jewel of Narnia]

...surf board incineraters (sp?). "Noooooooooooo!!!" cried the Californians.....

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...the lady laughed at this, and her horse turned into a mumakil...

 

[Lord Eirek]

...Then more mumikil joined her at the flanks, and drew battle lines...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...the dwarves headed for their elven friends' mithril mountain, and closed the big mithril gate shut...

 

[Lord Eirek]

..."What shall we do?" one of the dwarves cried out to the elves, "I know not"
replied an elf "but I thought we weren't supposed to like you"...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...again the horn to the west that was heard earlier was sounded, much nearer this time...

 

[Lord Eirek]

...Then a sound was heard, great and terible, it was. The sound of thousands of...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...lions.many of them...

 

[Lord Eirek]

...when suddenly something happened something, great and terible...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...ominous rumbling clouds filled the sky.everyone looked up.there came a tremendous flash of lightning, followed almost immediately by a rumble of thunder so violent it was almost felt rather than heard...

 

[borntofly]

the dwarves and elves huddled together while the cheese hungry Califronians pounding on their surf baords and screamed...

 

[Lord Eirek]

..."Give us some cheese man" at this the sky grew even darker...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...the lions stalked slowly up behind the californians as...

 

[Lord Eirek]

...The sound of thunder deafend the ears of man. By this time the lions were comfortably flanking the Californians, as they cried out desperately for cheese...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...the mumakil charged up behind the californians, looking set to break the mountain gate.The blue lady,however, was throwing cheese off the back of her large mumak, luring the californians out of the mumakil (in elvish, -il like in mumakil is generally used as "large host" can mean big army or an entire species...)path when...

 

[Jewel of Narnia]

Thousands and thousand of mice charged onto the battlefield shouting..."death to the Californians, dwarves, elves, mumakil, and blue lady!!!"

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...the dwarves scream like little girls as the mice come ever closer!then...the unnoticed lions are upon the mice and devour them!...


nice one lass!