Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

...and so they were scattered far and wide, and never again were all that company gathered together...
:p
 
...but no matter how fast they ran, the bear would catch up and try to sell them fabric softener, and no matter how much they bought it was never enough. So finally, Holyboy brought out his bazooka, aimed it wrong, and fired at a tree by accident. Everybody ran, and ran into a local department store to find out if they had any bear salesman repellant.
And they said that they did have some, but it would cost five hundred dollars for a bottle. So I whipped out my wallet, but there was only british currency inside and nobody could make chnage from what I had. And all of a sudden Dernhelm says...
 
"RUN!!! There's a Great Big Shiny Trash can!!!" Suddenly everyone realized they were in the insane asylum, with BC, HB, WHB, and everyone else...and they were telling us to watch out for the ceiling and floor – and the DOORS! They are attacking! Then the shiny...
 
...trash can teleported itself outside the insane asylum taking with it just me, Smog, BC, HB and GC, leaving everyone else trapped inside. It then proceeded to lock the gates so they couldnt leave.
Then we ruled the world and eveyone had to do what we said including...
 
...the mods. But then Dernhelm got mad at being left out, and proceded to make a bargin with the doors, ceiling, and walls, which resulted in the gates being forced open, and a full fledged war between the doors, ceiling, and walls and the Trash Can ensued. Eventually...
 
they fought to a standstill...they realized they were duped into letting the duffers out and gave a merry chase...except doors walls,gates,etc have no legs,so they cried.there was a tremendous rumble round the free duffers and they looked up and saw...A HUGE DRAGON!....
 
...which came down upon them, and when they thought all was lost...they suddenly relized they were back in the isane asylum; the dragon had imprisiend(sp?) them! And then BC saw the Trash Can...
 
imprisoned :)

...but the trashcan was actually a vacuum....so the doctors observed the duffers very carefully.but a handsome knight came along riding a friesian and set the duffers free again! :D
 
...But the duffers fell upon the knight and killed him, because he had dented the Shiny Trash Can. They then...
 
...so they called in Saruman, who cast a plague on the Duffers, and the Ds started rolling on the ground, getting mud all over themselves...
 
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