...but no matter how fast they ran, the bear would catch up and try to sell them fabric softener, and no matter how much they bought it was never enough. So finally, Holyboy brought out his bazooka, aimed it wrong, and fired at a tree by accident. Everybody ran, and ran into a local department store to find out if they had any bear salesman repellant.
And they said that they did have some, but it would cost five hundred dollars for a bottle. So I whipped out my wallet, but there was only british currency inside and nobody could make chnage from what I had. And all of a sudden Dernhelm says...