Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

...Gandalf and Aslan appeared together, and healed the Duffers from Saruman's plague, but not before Gandalf gave each of them a swift knock in the head with his staff, which made them...
 
...cry out in pain; but they thanked them, and took Gandalf to the aslayum (sp?) with them, and made him fix the Trash Can. Then...
 
Aslan ate the trashcan as he told the duffers it was NOT to their advantage to have it....then Aslan roared and the asylum fell down!huzzah!the duffers moved to a little house in the country and......
 
...cars coming towards them...they were about to be run over! But then they relized that they had become one with the computer, and so were, as it were, figments of the computer's imagination; thus, the cars could not hurt them. Eventually, they got tired of scaring the drivers, and went...
 
Donald Trump, whose hair flapped wildly in the wind, and Martha Stewart, who was still wearing cashmere, but...

Drat! You beat me to it, Dernhelm! ;) Disregard this one.
 
to sleep and relax, so instead of eating mcdonalds, they ask for the value of service they did as a janitor for the whole day and they went to the other side of the store, which is a Body spa and they went inside. Went to the receptionist who was so beautiful, that aslan fell in love with. The receptionist told them that the store was already closed because its already 9 pm and that they are only open form 8 am to 9pm. The receptionist asked them instead to come back tomorrow. Aslan, who was dead tired , regained his strength after seeing the receptionist. He asked for the lady's name and told her that she was the prettiest girl hed ever seen in his entire life,..............
 
but the receptionist was engaged to a basketball star!so she giggled and let them in the spa anywho...it was a chocolate spa....the duffers thought it was edible and were soooo hungry that they ate the spa stuff!when they came out the receptionist told them it wasn't edible....
 
...Jadis walks into the room! Aslan turns to see his favorite receptionist turned to stone, with a phone to her ear, and the Witch convinces the Duffers that they need to roll into the spa and drown themselves to be spared...
 
...Jadis picks up her skirts and "fairly flees for her life," not, of course, without tripping over Ginarrbrik on the way out...
 
....the young knight suddenly realizes that he is not in new york, but Tuktoyaktuk, Canada....Jadis starts to escape due to his momuntary confusion, but before she reaches the fire escape...
 
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