Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

but the duffers ran and screamed and the abominable snow man chased them till they came to a DESERT!yes,the hot kind...in the souther hemesphere of the planet...so the snowman melted....the duffers cheered and.... :D
 
the orcs had captured marvin too and were deciding what to do w/ their prisoners!then it got really warm....the snow(and orcs)began to melt....the duffers and marvin heard a whirring sound and looked up to see..... :D
 
...Emperor Palpatine's shuttle making a successful landing. The Duffers all screamed and Marvin began to shoot them, encasing them in bubbles, when...
 
duck dodger's theme song began to play!!!everyone looked to see the handsome knight yet again....he had logged himself back into the computer system and uploaded an army of elves!HUZZAH!the gaggle of elves.....
 
...Emperor Palpatine walks out from his starship, standing next to his new apprentice, Darth Vader, and looks long at the elves...
 
...until a group of Rohan peasants came running up behind the elves, saying, "Come together my friends!" And then the stormtroopers start shooting off the peasants, who fall backwards and...
 
The knight got angry and pulled out Gandalf the White's staff! He used the Wizard blast to send stormtroopers flying! The duffers cheered! Then Vader stepped forward and said something nasty to the knight and soon lightsabers were drawn. The duffers, elves, stormtroopers, Marvin, plus any remaining orcs formed a ring round the knight and Vader...... :D
 
Suddenly, Palpatine's other apprentence, Dernhelm, transported (useing the Enterprise's transporter) from Dramatic Entrence, and began...
 
throwing cheese and chocolates to the knight and vader, which led the orcs to get even madder,because the cheese and chocolates Dernhelm threw was the one they were saving for their feast on weekend,..
 
So they charged @ dernhelm...who was safely aboard a shuttle by now so they stopped in their tracks and turned to see the knight sitting on Darth Vader!! They got angry they missed it and attacked the stormtroopers!!An all out melee began and soon the duffers and elves were in on it too!!..... :D
 
...and more Rohan peasants appeared! "People of Middle-earth come together!!!" they cried. But they were no match as the Emperor suddenly blasted them backwards with the Force, cackling and howling, but then the Duffers...
 
Crammed a 3ft diameter lollypop in his mouth!!!he struggled w/ it and gestured for stormtroopers to help him get it out...but they just stared a moment before getting thrown into the fray....the knight gave Darth Vader a body slam....and was waylaid by several stormtroopers...then out of the blue came... :D
 
The one and only Darth Dernhelm! But she was not alone. Another stepped into the light...he was tall, grave and bore a look of nobility. He said, "Your swords, please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Emperor..."
 
"Curu-I mean.....Count Dooku...." Said the knight...."He bares a striking resemblance to the wizard Curumo" he said to Vader, whom he now had in a headlock. "What if 'E refuse Your Gen'rous offer?" Said a peasant........Everyone had stopped their brawl.... :D
 
The Count of Serenno ignites his blade, and a red beam of light appears. "Will you not fight me in the fashion of old, Gondorian Knight of Narnia?" said he. He watched and waited silently for GKoN, who...
 
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