Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

Let Darth Vader go....sighed and rose. "I relish the challenge, Count." He said as he drew his green saber..." ENGUARDE!!!" He shouted and charged, everyone once again made a circle round the pair... :D
 
[I think that would be...nonsenceical and star warsish.]

But at that moment, the Enterprise was seen overhead, and everyone was beamed up....
 
...it was round, and big, and...shiny...and, not quite round...and...it...seemed to have...a...LID! ...It was THE....
 
The White Wizard appeared before them all through the transporter, and he was covered in slimy trash! He ran over to GKoN, smelling horridly, and said, "Aw, give me a hug, good buddy!!!" He had an evil grin on his face, and so...
 
Except for Dernhelm, who ran to the transporter and chopped it [the mistletoe, not the transporter] up into tiny pieces. "That's enough of that", she said, quickly transporting the misletoe out in small batches, so it couldn't cause any more trouble.
 
The lights and hid. Meanwhile something materialized in the transporter once again...it was....A Starfleet admiral!!Uh oh...Dernhelm was in trouble now. The knight promptly pulled out a new mistletoe "I have many more" He said to all aboard the Enterprise. The Admiral stared at Dernhelm and said "Young lady, you wear the rank of captain, yet Jean Luc Picard captains this vessel...Where is he?"..... :D
 
"Knowest thou not that this is a parallel universe?" Dernhelm said, "Here you will find many things different." She turned to GKoN. "Drop that – or I am sure...what is your name?...he, will help me transport you somewhere where you will do no harm."
 
"I'll be chewin' bubblegum among cows..." Said the knight when Dernhelm told him it was a parallel universe. "What?This? This is probably why they dropped the bounty on that reward poster down to 22 cents." Putting the mistletoe away, the knight promptly pulled out a pie, grinning. "You DO know what i'm gonna do with this don't you?" He said, raising it as to throw it, Dernhelm shouted "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and charged at the knight! Everything seemed to slow down...the knight stuffed the pie in his mouth in slowmotion just as Dernhelm tackled him... :D
 
realizing her error, Dernhelm apologized to the knight. As the knight dusted himself off, Dernhelm had a sense of foreboding...and as she looked up into the sky, she saw an enormous army of -
 
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