Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

Out of nowhere a giant evil robot pirate ninja jumped onto Jack, instantly killing him. With a sigh, Jacks pet purple-Purple Face-ate the giant evil robot pirate ninja, only to get indigestion.
 
Then Jill cried, "That's not what's supposed to happen! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo..." She ran home to tell her mother...

:D
 
And her mother served her tea and crackers to comfort her. For the crackers she had kippers and olives and little curls of ham and


you guessed it.....
 
*gags* :p

Anyway...

After she finished her...snack, she took the bottle of Cheeze Wiz, and put it in the Shiny Trash Can...

(This explains the Order of the Can; which was formed in gratefulness to the Can, who delivered many from the dreadfulness of Cheese Wiz.)

:D
 
Does this mean that this thread belongs in the can?

(Sorry)

Hey - here's something I bet nobody's ever thought of: a pizza with Cheez Whiz and Spam! Who wants one?
 
glamel said:
unfortunately,.. she wasn't fortunate enough to win the wheel of fortune ....:p
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...but instead a whily youth known as Billy did. Billy was quite the basket ball player you must understand, and doesn't take no as an answer. Anyway, one day Jill was walking down the road, the morning sun beating down on her fevered brow. Suddeny a giant evil mutant ninja pirate robot....
 
The robot's evil twin coming from the other direction. She was trapped between robots! What could she do? Reaching in her pocket, she drew out...
 
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