Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

as it ran, it squashed the other robot...so now Jill was alone with a mad mumakil. "Eeekk!" she yelled and...
 
before she could scream again, Gimli with his abs of steel swings in and saves her. However, as soon as he gets there, it starts to rain grapes and ale, and he quickly starts running around shouting "I feel pretty! Oh so Pretty! I feel pretty and witty and-" he stops as the censors are having a spaz attack inside their little hut thing. Which has no relation to jabba the hutt or Pizza hutt, but that is irrelevant. Moments later he breaks into singing again, and, to the great dismay of the sane peoples of the world, begins to sing...
 
"I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!DEDEDEDE!See them here all sitting in a roooowww?Boom boom boom...Big ones, Small ones, pink and frilly ones!Coconuts for you and meeeeeee!" He sang, and Jill clasped her hands to her ears. "I WAS BETTER W/ THE MUMAKIL AND ROBOTS!!" She shouted, as GKoN ran across the park being chased by a very angry Fluffy the attack troll... :D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
"I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!DEDEDEDE!See them here all sitting in a roooowww?Boom boom boom...Big ones, Small ones, pink and frilly ones!Coconuts for you and meeeeeee!" He sang, and Jill clasped her hands to her ears. "I WAS BETTER W/ THE MUMAKIL AND ROBOTS!!" She shouted, as GKoN ran across the park being chased by a very angry Fluffy the attack troll... :D
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Gimli decided then that maybe singing wasn't his thing. So, he hurried down to Holleywood, iddle-Earth to become a model. hwoever, his luck went down the drain when he accidentally cut Paris Hilton in line and was sent on an all expenses paid trip to the bermuds triangle..where it is said his last words were," I fel Pretty!"
 
Alas, it was then that Grima(Who is NOT related to me ;)) popped up n' said "Hi!you're pretty." In his wormtongue voice to Paris, who screamed and waylaid him w/ a very large coconut. GKoN stood by innocently, but security cameras later proved that he HAD handed Paris Hilton the coconut in question... :D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
Alas, it was then that Grima(Who is NOT related to me ;)) popped up n' said "Hi!you're pretty." In his wormtongue voice to Paris, who screamed and waylaid him w/ a very large coconut. GKoN stood by innocently, but security cameras later proved that he HAD handed Paris Hilton the coconut in question... :D
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The coconut also contained negative blackmail photo's of GKoN stalking Eowyn. When asked about it by the local coconut-abuse authorities, he quickly denied these claims, however, with Eowyn's testimony it appeared that GKoN was the man in the Barney Suit.
 
Alas, Eowyn was greatly mistaken! It was NOT GKoN who stalked her-he was too busy being chased by Fluffy and besides he didn't stalk-but a Rohirrim named EOTHRED!!! HE had a crushy-poo on the Shield Maiden of Rohan ever since she clobbered an Uruk-hai at Snowborne. GKoN was outraged by these outlandish accusations and said to Eowyn "Just for that I shan't take you to the ball" And stuck out his tongue... :D
 
Once the media was gone, GKoN apologized, adn told Eowyn that he would go to the ball with ehr as long as a ball existed..."I am madly in love with yuo and shall be forever!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted at her. Eowyn, being scared for her life, ran away disgused as Waldo. Heartbroken, GKoNplayed 'Where's Waldo" for the rest of his days...until one day, he did find Waldo, and was arrested for assault charges. :D
 
Alas, they had mistaken their thinkin that Eothred was Sean. As they found Eothred at the bottom of the watchachonga river with a note saying, "GKoN didn't do this."
Police are still on the look out for his Killer...
 
They'd found a dagor and a heart-shaped locket w/ pics of Eowyn inside not far from the scene. Engraved on the back of both locket and dagor were the initials "G.W."(Grima Wormtongue)... ;) :D
 
However, it was quite visible that an attempt was made to scratch off the initials, and in black sharpie, the letters GKoN we're written. And the dagger was walso found to belong to GKoN, however Kermit the frog's finger-uh-webbed thingy's prints were found on it. He is now facing jail time in the United Foundation for Frolicking Frogs Rescue and Rehabilitation center.. :D
 
GKoN was later summoned to battle @ Helm's deep,by the request of his father-in-law Elrond,whom he affectionately dubbed "Pappy point-ears", when Drogoth the Dragon-lord assailed the fortress w/ a host of Goblins...It was quite unfortunate that IOWW happened to be taking a vacation around there @ that time and was forced to take shelter among the Rohirrim and elves, along w/ Jill. "YOU!!!YOUR RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS FRAMING!" Shouted the knight when he saw IOWW... :D
 
IOWW looked at the knight confused.
"But I am not a framer..nor a carpenter..." IOWW took out from her pocket what looked to be a plant.
"I am a shrubber. I sell shruberies. And I am also a pirate." IOWW gave the king and everyone, but GKoN ;) , a shrub. Suddenly, her wrist started beeping.
"There's trouble afoot! Quick! To the Shrub Shanction!" :D
 
"PHAH!!Uh...I WOULDN'T-" The knight was cut off as IOWW ran back inside bein' followed by a buncha goblins n' cave trolls!!! :eek: "FIRE!!" Was heard n' all the elves let loose volleys of silverthorne arrows, and all IOWW's assailants fell before the gate... :D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
"PHAH!!Uh...I WOULDN'T-" The knight was cut off as IOWW ran back inside bein' followed by a buncha goblins n' cave trolls!!! :eek: "FIRE!!" Was heard n' all the elves let loose volleys of silverthorne arrows, and all IOWW's assailants fell before the gate... :D
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"Thank ye!" IOWW shouted. "Now, I must be off! There is a shrub emergency!"
IOWW snapped her fingers and became dressed in a costume that looked much like SuperMan's, but instead was Orange and blue and had a green cape.
"See you all soon! Shrubbery Shrub Shrubadoo!" Adn with that, she flew away to save the world from a shrub catastrophe.
 
WilliamMoselyLover#1 said:
wat are yall talkin about?????????????/ :confused: :) LOL
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This is the wonderful 'Glorious food 2" thread...your basically telling a story, but everybody writes a couple sentnces of their own to contribute to it.

That's why Sean and I's post look absolutely insane. :D
 
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