Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Dernhelm]

Winged Monkeys desending! Unfortunately, this part of the parallel universe was Oz!

 

[Dernhelm]

The winged monkeys continued desending...but suddenly...

 

[furcoats]

a giant ant rose up form the ground and exclaimed "jeepers!"

 

[Dernhelm]

Dernhelm started back, then raised her sword. "What art thou; friend or foe?"

The ant...

 

[glamel]

began to sing and dance the numa numa song,
he grab dernhelm's hands and they both dance soon everyone...

 

[Saruman]

began to dance and hop and skip around until everyone got dizzy, and then...

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

An army of flying pigs descended upon the dizzy dancers, and dropped upon them...

 

[Phoenix_Sedai_23]

giant pizzas smothered in cheese....

 

[Saruman]

...at which point they all began to scramble over one another to get to the pizzas, but...

 

[Phoenix_Sedai_23]

The lord of the pizzas sprang out and smacked them away, then ran away with his pizzas laughing insanley, until.....

 

[glamel]

two dwarfs came to their aid.
they used big nets to catch the wild pizza and so.....

 

[LadyEm]

...they ate it because they were starving...
but it turned to coal dust in their mouths because...

 

[glamel]

a young witch wave her wand to the pizza.........then

 

[LadyEm]

it turned into a smoking mass of pizza goo because...

 

[glamel]

jack and jill came up the hill....

 

[NarniaExpert]

and ate the pizza...

 

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

but got horrid stomach pains from the anchovies and perished on top of the hill~ then they fell down broke their crowns...

 

[Dernhelm]

and continued tumbling. But when Jack didn't get up, Jill sat up and said, "Remember? 'And home did trot...' Jack! Go on!"
But...

 

[onlymystory]

Jack moaned that without chocolate cake he couldn't possibly get up so...

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

So somebody loaded up the chocolate cake with


CHEEZ WHIZ!!!!!


and handed it to Jack!