Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

gondoriannarniangirl said:
ben the egg jumped out and started attacking her!!!
Suddenly, from nowhere, a big fluffy purple cat came flying at the can.
"I am san juan diego!" the cat yelled, "And I shall destroy the can like I destroyed my dinner last night!" He rna at the can, but was quickly eaten, and sunk into depression...
 
A man named moose, was jogging along the road when he saw what happened to the cat, he was surprised when he saw that the can ate the cat. He slowly walked his way to the can and examine ht shiny trash can. He pulled the lid to look at the inside, but he cannot so...
 
he climbes inside, he sees the cat and he asks "why are you here, i thought you were eaten!!" the cat sais "i am, and you can see me because the Can ate you too"!
Moose was so afraid that he jumped out of The Can, he realized everything had been a dream.
a Can adorer came to him and said: "if you don't want this to become reality you will have to honour The Trash Can"
the man believed him and he started to sink into a Trash Can devotion for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever....

until....
 
the monkey men told him not to worship the Can anymore, Moose had to worship the giant banana and the Smelly Mushrooms...

but.....

:p
 
Then, from nowhere, a giant platypus appeared! And with it's awesome half mammal half marsupial powers, it made the monkey men vanish! Moose then decided to change his name to Meese so he could be more politically incorrect and strike out at those who are called 'the Man'. One Day, Meese was walking along the dirt path drinking organic milk when suddenly...
 
IOWW, that was great, totally random ROFL:D

someone screamed: RUN!! THE SMELLY MUSHROOMS ATTACK!!! :eek: Meese saw Smelly Mushrooms coming and ran away, unfortunately he bumped into the can clan! they took Meese with them to the Can, but....
 
lieke said:
he ran away again in panic, because the Smelly Mushrooms almost got him :eek:

he saw a......

ferocious butterfly that was chasing after a man with a shopping cart, but decided not to get involved because...
 
he was scared of butterflies and shopping.
but the Smelly Mushrooms were still after him, so he was forced to go into a shop... for woman shoes :p
because Meese was terrified of shopping, and especially shopping woman that are looking for shoes he tried to.....
 
eat them but he had no A1 sauce which means they tasted kind of bitter. So he found a bottle of ketchup in a back corner of the nearby pretzel cart and dumped it on a lady but missed and hit a pair of strappy black heels and lifted them up to his mouth...
 
but the lady wasn't pleased that Meese was trying to eat her shoes. She grabbed her handbag and hit him in the face, trying to get her shoes back.
Meese and the lady started fighting until......
 
a psychotic chicken ran into the store and began pecking holes in the toenails of all the salesladies. Meese was so fascinated by this that he stopped eating the lady's shoes and eyed the chicken hungrily...
 
onlymystory said:
a psychotic chicken ran into the store and began pecking holes in the toenails of all the salesladies. Meese was so fascinated by this that he stopped eating the lady's shoes and eyed the chicken hungrily...
Suddenly...a song started playing over the intercom...a song that struck fear into the hearts of millions, a song that scarred many a chicken for life...
The Chicken Dance...Every chicken ran away, and Meese was once again left to eat shoes, until...
 
the song switched to the bunny hop and Meese had to start bouncing all over the room so he could escape the many women hopping around in heels ready to puncture poor Meese's feet. He jumped towards a stack of boots when...
 
onlymystory said:
the song switched to the bunny hop and Meese had to start bouncing all over the room so he could escape the many women hopping around in heels ready to puncture poor Meese's feet. He jumped towards a stack of boots when...
The great boot lord appeared before him.
"Who art thou, stranger?" The Great Boot asked him.
"I am Meese."
"Meese? What kind of a name is Meese?" The Boot went on teasing him until...
 
the music suddenly stopped, Meese didn't have to jump anymore, and he saw the boot again... but this time he saw a tastefull boot :D he started to eat it, but....
 
lieke said:
the music suddenly stopped, Meese didn't have to jump anymore, and he saw the boot again... but this time he saw a tastefull boot :D he started to eat it, but....
Then he discovered that the Great Boot lord tasted of rotten Fish and paper. So, he grabbed some salt and continued... :D
 
but then he realized that you should sing a song before eating such a bad-tasting boot, so he started to sing a song called....
 
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