Data then chimed in. "Captain, I must confess...I'm stumped." "Stumped?How so?" Picard asked, and was shoved into an escape pod and launched by a certain Helmed Rohirrim lady.
Data's eyebrow went up. "The Enterprise is too big to 'land'."
It was THEN a green-clad knight stepped out of the turbo lift, screaming. He ducked behind the Navigation console Data was seated at, and shouted "CLOSE THE BLASTDOORS!CLOSE THE BLASTDOORS!!"
Data interjected matter-of-factly. "We do not have blastdoors on the Enterprise."
"Oh boy." The turbolift lit up as another tube approached the bridge. "HE COMES!!!" Shouted the knight, pulling out a Klingon bazooka.
"
Who comes?" Data asked.
"HIM!" the knight answered, as who should step out but...PUTPUT THE DANCING CIRCUS BEAR!!
He looked kinda grumpy n' held a Phaser Rifle. "I THOUGHT I LEFT YOU ON BLATANGA III!!!" Shouted the knight.
Putput growled something incoherent.
"Oh WHAT-
EVER!THOSE FISH WERE STOLEN AND YOU KNOW IT!"
Putput fired a phaser blast over Dernhelm's head...