Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

then the duffers spread out their wings!!! (where did those come from? :eek: )
and they fly away with Jadis leaving the knight all alone in the middle of an alley...
 
then something was following them when they are flying, they looked who it was and whoa! :eek: it was Lord voltimort, what the hell was he doing here? they fly as fast as they could, but you_know_who was so fast and so powerful that the duffers was shocked when they saw him right before their very eyes!
 
but the knight strung an arrow and down came the creature following the poor duffers,right into a garbage truck!the duffers cheered!and flew to the moon,where they lived and ate cheese for many many years....
 
But when they have been eating it for a decade the aleins returned from and extened vacation and they want their moon back, and are ready to fight for it...
 
yes, but them Wallace and Gromit turn up in this space ship, and the duffers sneek on board....little do they know there is another passenger who doesn't like duffers...
 
...it's John Kerry! And he spits on each of them as they enter the spaceship, but then they decide to throw their half-eaten cheese at him; he then summons Jadis, the Duffers scream, and...
 
LEGOLAS (the duffer who is always late... well maybe not really) COMES TO SAVE THE DAY! SHE COMES TAKES HER SWORD AND SLAYS THE EVIL JADIS(ppl reading this-*i didn't know legolas was brave.* *me niether*) THEN HELPS THE OTHER DUFFERS! and later...
 
the handsome knight left in newyork offended a truck driver and somehow got knocked to the moon!!!the knight didn't like john kerry one bit and wrassled him till john K begged for mercy!so the knight used him as bait for the aliens while the duffers were piling aboard the ship....and they all left the moon.....
 
...and after they were a few miles out into space, they realized they were being followed by Emperor Palpatine's private spaceship. They all gasped with fright, but...
 
wallace floored it and they seemed to outrun palpatine's massive ship!there was a sudden jolt and they realized palpatine had got them in a tractor beam and was pulling them steadily closer!everyone panicked!the duffers hit many many buttons and set the ship's self-destruct,and ran to the escape pods!but the duffers found that there were no escape pods.... :D
 
except for the fact that bc was letting me keep her knife (shhhh don't tell {jk}). but leggy was afraid to use it. for bc had cursed it...
 
but the knife scratched the finish on the hull, and Palpatine was sooo mad, that he took his ship back home...but the duffers had already pressed the delf distrust button, but at the last minute they....
 
...relized that, since they were figments of the computer's imagination, (remember? :D)
the self destruct couldn't hurt them, and neither could having no air!!! So they...
 
jumped out of the ship and attached themselves to emperor palpatine's ship!the knight hastily unplugged himself from the computer and the duffers and imperial stormtroopers battled across the ship untill.... :D
 
...Marvin the Martian flies by in his very tiny spaceship and begins to say something to himself about "Dufflepuds." The Duffers, having keen hearing, stop trying to get in Palpatine's ship and instead fly after Marvin, who...
 
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